SKoGA nomination

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by CT, May 3, 2004.

  1. CT

    CT Guest

    For Ginge, superbly demonstrating that he does indeed, have a shaky
    knowledge of geography.

    On leaving the hotel in Chepy yesterday morning, Ginge and I duly
    head into Abbeville and stop at a petrol station to get some water.
    We know we need the N1 out of Abbeville but aren't sure where we
    pick it up.
    "Whatever you do, don't head towards Amiens", I said to Ginge.
    Whether he actually heard me say this is a moot point.
    Anyway, we find the N1 and continue on our merry way.

    Now firstly, the N1 we are on is very straight and the surrounding
    fields very flat. I didn't remember this from Friday when we had
    taken the N1 from Boulougne to Abbeville.
    Secondly, I spotted a sign saying "Amiens 35km". Then I realised
    that if we were heading North, the sun should be slightly behind
    us, not ahead.

    I go past Ginge, indicate right and pull over.
    Ginge protests: "But I'm heading for that town there", he says
    pointing to the map, "and there was a sign for it back there".

    Hmmm, we take a closer look. On the N1, heading South out of
    Abbeville is a village callled Flixecourt. On the N1 heading
    North out of Abbeville is a village called Flexicourt. Note
    the subtle difference in spelling.

    Luckily, we are only about 10km out of Abbeville, so a quick
    about turn and we still made it to Calais in time for the 14:00
    ferry.
     
    CT, May 3, 2004
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  2. CT

    Ginge Guest

    Those sneaky french swines, they did that on purpose.

    Still, the extra mileage helped wake me up.
     
    Ginge, May 3, 2004
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    Porl Guest

    Sounds like an easy mistake to make. I don't think you know what SKOGA
    really entails.
     
    Porl, May 3, 2004
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  4. CT

    CT Guest


    You're probably right. That's why I'll just make the nomination and leave
    the decision to the KotL.

    Anyway, it was a fairly nice story of an incident that happened on a ukrm
    trip so was worth posting anyway, IMO.
     
    CT, May 3, 2004
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    Fr Jack Guest

    The varlet known as CT did proclaim to all assembled:

    Not surprised, really...

    Dnc, Statto, Jackie and meself were pulled over in a layby for a quick
    stretch (and a quick change for the hot people with the liners in the
    jackets) and we saw a couple of bikes approach.....

    Wavey - wavey... no wave back ...voom!!!

    "That's ginge!", said Jackie...

    "He cant read..", sez I...

    **Well** into a 60k limit, in a crowded area, traveling at about 120k
    (conservative estimate). Silly sod. ;-)
     
    Fr Jack, May 3, 2004
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  6. CT

    CT Guest

    Yep - me in front, Ginge following.
    By the time I'd realised who it was waving it was too late.
    What's 120kph in English? Nearly 80? I wouldn't have thought we
    were that fast at that point. Most of the open road stuff was only
    ~85mph.

    Anyway, it was just outside of the village limits wasn't it? I was
    just rolling it on a bit :eek:/
     
    CT, May 3, 2004
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    AndrewR Guest

    How much money have you got?


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    Kawasaki ZX-6R J1
    BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
    BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, COSOC#9, KotTFSTR#
    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, May 4, 2004
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  8. CT

    CT Guest


    Not a lot in readies. How much do you want?
     
    CT, May 5, 2004
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  9. CT

    dwb Guest

    I like the way you took days to get round to replying. Nice touch.
     
    dwb, May 5, 2004
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  10. CT

    Champ Guest

    eh? About 27 hours, is all.
     
    Champ, May 5, 2004
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