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tallbloke bored us all completely to death with wittery prose along the
lines of:

Ah, glad you cleared that up.

 

You must. Don't think that your kotl status will protect you...

 

You're one of the elite Snivelling Kiss'n'tell Airhead upper echelon
^ ^ ^

 

tallbloke bored us all completely to death with wittery prose along the
lines of:

Wot, there is a clique?

 

ITYM 'conspiracy'

 

And you are Number One.

 

Ace bored us all completely to death with wittery prose along the lines
of:

Wow

<fx: puffs out chest>

 

Cab wrote

Apparently there is because only the other day Des told me I was in it.

How do you get out?

 

tallbloke wrote

Does a two litre V twin count?

 

On an I-bike of course

 

tallbloke wrote

I hadn't thought of that.

This is my I-bike innit, I can have what I want on it. The mind
positively boggles. Do naked, horny, bitches with a portable Teasmade
count as allowable accessories?

 

flashgorman wrote

Well obviously. Who, in their right mind, would put the milk in first?

 

Oh yeah, and there's Des on a texan Highway on the site masthead.

 

Very slowly, usually.

 

Beelzebub wrote

If I change it to a horny naked bitch with a portable teasmade and a
stunning arse you could have the job.

 

Has it got brakes at both ends?

 

spesh

 

yeahbut if they add the milk before the tea, then its an MOT failure.

 

tallbloke wrote

No it doesn't. The tea goes in before the milk under all circumstances.
This is A Rule.

 

mups wrote

Who knows but it would certainly help her appreciate the finer things in
life, like me for example.