Single again ...

When I nipped back to the UK for the Play-Off Final [0] I took the
opportunity to bring my bike kit back. I called ahead and asked about
the helmet thing and they said it would be okay. I was particularly
unkeen on it being in my hold baggage; I've seen the animals who work
as baggage handlers. And it fitted in my rucksack, so maybe they
didn't see it. If they'd told me on the phone that it would be an
issue, I was going to put it in a box padded with soft things, and
tape it shut.

[0] Grrrr.

 

^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^
Is there any other kind?

 

yes.

hth.

 

that's my concern.

maybe they just didn't like me.

 

Ahh, I'd failed to see that 'meaningless' could be used as an opposite
of 'expensive'.

 

And people think that airport security are bad judges of character!

;-)

 

<mode=Blaney>

Imagine!

 

You've lost me, old chap.

As someone who has recommended being married in the past, would you
not agree that, under certain circumstances, sex can be the ultimate
physical expression of love?

 

<fx: nods>

especially if she takes it up the shitter.

 

heh.

 

Bloody hell old man, don't start getting all serious on us, eh?

I may, or may not, agree with your statement above, but so what? I'm
not sure it makes it in any way 'meaningful' in itslef.

 

heh. Just setting up the gag for Darsy to deliver the punchline

I'll just be serious a bit more, then we'll go back to being blokes
about it: sex with someone you love can have "meaning" within the
context of that relationship.

Now, lets get back to knob jokes.

 

Champ

Your knob is a joke?

 

But it's the context, not the sex itself, that confers any such
'meaning'.

After you, if you insist.

 

You have *no* idea.

 

I had no problems bringing one back from Paris last September. I just
insisted it go as hand luggage as it was fragile.

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OK, I'll go with that.

Pretty terrible, I'm afraid:

A guy goes to the tatoo parlor and offers the tattoo artist $1,000 to
put a $100 bill on his cock. The artist agrees, but is curious and
asks the man why he wants to do this. The man replies, "I have my
reasons which I would rather not tell right now." So, the artist goes
ahead and does the job. But, all the while he is anxious with
curiosity over why this man wants a $100 bill on his penis. So, he
tells the man that he really needs to know the reason why and says
that the man can keep the $1000 he would have paid for the tatoo if he
would just tell the reason for putting a $100 bill on his knob. So,
the man consents and offers these three reasons: "First, I like to
play with my money. Second, I like to watch my money grow. And third,
and most importantly, the next time my wife wants to blow $100, she
can stay home to do it."

 

<Large hook emerges from side of stage and drags Champ off>

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Cuntybollox

It's not big, or clever y'know. Especially after I considered, then
rejected that word.

 

Champ

So you've already forgotten who attended the first Gingefest?