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I read my post and thought it sounded a bit you-esque...

....but there's no good reason for that at all

 

0800 085 3817
http://www.yescarcredit.net/

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, sweller said:

You are the bloke from autoreg AICMF wrongly formatted plates.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, sweller said:

So it is!

I'll not be needed their services. If I'm ever in the admittedly
unlikely position of needing a car, I'll buy a SOCarlton or something
equally unique.

How about a two#?

My main and only form of powered transport owned and maintained by me is
a motorcycle. I don't own a car, have no access to a car and at the time
of writing, have no desire for a car. I'm not a MIB, but I own a Shoei
lid and fingerless gloves. I also owe six weeks rent to my landlord.

Can I have a two# please?

 

sweller says...

You including the Saab in the amount of wheels you own?

 

Well, I'm KotL for this one.

Daft Injuries Above And Beyond The Course Of Duty

Really, really silly injuries. Caused by a complete lack of
intelligence, preferably loads of alcohol, and the most unlikely or
lethal implements.

For instance:

Electrocuting yourself with two AA batteries.

Licking car battery terminals....

 

MIB = Men in Black
TEAR = Talks endlessly about religion
Apostle is for those of us wiht more than 12 powered wheels on our vehicles
COSOC = Cult of the shite old car (and no, that's not the Alfas)
SKoGA = Shaky knowledge of geography (for getting incredibly lost)

HTH

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Catman MIB#14 SKoGA#6 TEAR#4 BOTAFOF#38 Apostle#21 COSOC#3
Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply)
Alfa 116 Giulietta 3.0l (Really) Sprint 1.7
Triumph Speed Triple: Black with extra black bits
www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk

 

*ding*

I keep trying to offload the thing, but nobody's taking.

 

As the KotL I should say that this isn't necessarily the case ... I believe
there is, somewhere, an IGL (I Got Lost) list, possibly with TOG as the
keeper.

The SKoGA list extends to all manner of humorous incidents relating to a
complete inability to understand geography / read a map / follow simple
directions / etc.


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AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Kawasaki ZX-6R J1
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, COSOC#9, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

Yes. Is it a problem?

 

and why have I not got both a SKoGA and a IGL number?

 

ttbomk, IGL numbers were assigned to Tim, Anne, Jayne and Andria, for
the wonderful Duclair ferry incident.

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| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
|_\_____/_| ..64299../..15196.../..3157./.19406
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17
'^' RBR-Visited:13 Pts: 250 Miles:1237

 

I abjectly apologise for my failure
oh, hang on, wrong list. I thought you were Pip
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Catman MIB#14 SKoGA#6 TEAR#4 BOTAFOF#38 Apostle#21 COSOC#3
Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply)
Alfa 116 Giulietta 3.0l (Really) Sprint 1.7
Triumph Speed Triple: Black with extra black bits
www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk

 

sweller says...

In a way, yes. Darren is giving up being KoTL due to him now owning a
car, yet you have one and that seems to be OK. If it is deemed OK for
the two# KoTL to own a car, then why doesn't Darren carry on being KoTL?

 

I don't know ... have you _asked_ for either?


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AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Kawasaki ZX-6R J1
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, COSOC#9, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

I must have missed that one. Now struck off the list. Personally I
think it's acceptable for the KotL not to be on the list; I won't
actually be using my own number. However, I'm happy to pass it on to
one who can uphold the sentiment for which it stands.

 

Ok, gimme both then, and a two# to boot aswell.

 

That may be beyond my ability, but if you ask for a SKoGA#, give me a good
reason why you should have one and I can find where I left the list I might
award you one of them.

You are also free to ask me about BONE#s, TEAR#s, KURDS#s and if you've got
a few quid I can probably sort you out with a highly prestigious two digit
BOTAFOT#

Oh, and you're welcome to hold the TFSTR#, if you really want to.


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AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Kawasaki ZX-6R J1
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, COSOC#9, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Darren Robinson said:

If you've got no objection, I'll do it. That's it, I won't say it again,
it'll sound like I'm begging ;-)

 

There are too many to account all those SKoGA moments, so here are three
as an example.

1) Coming back down the M1, wanted to go onto the M25. Missed the M25,
turned around, missed again, turned around, went round the round-a-bout
at the end of the M1, got the M25, only to find that I was going the
wrong way on the M25...

2) Went the wrong way round the M25 on the way back from BOSM despite
having a GPS and looking at the road signs.

3) A car stops and asks me for directions. After the car clears off, my
mate tells me that I directed it in completely the wrong direction. Oops..

4) Getting near but not at Statto and Jackies house, twice... Getting
completely lost the first time though.