sign language ?

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by SimonP, May 27, 2004.

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    SimonP Guest

    so what is the international biker to biker signal for
    ' are you aware that you are heading for a speed trap '
    ... All I could think of was to wave my hand around , did the trick though..


    Simon
     
    SimonP, May 27, 2004
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    Slider Guest

    Be careful not to do it too fast mind, or you could take flight.
     
    Slider, May 27, 2004
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    flashgorman Guest

    I always mime a fixed penalty notice landing on a doormat, or if they're
    going really fast, a court case.
     
    flashgorman, May 27, 2004
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    Champ Guest

    left hand, horizontal, palm down, moved up and down, and slightly
    forward, slowly.
     
    Champ, May 27, 2004
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    wessie Guest

    Champ wrote in
    'swot I've used
     
    wessie, May 27, 2004
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    Ace Guest

    How are they gonna see your left hand?
     
    Ace, May 27, 2004
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ace
    He points to it with his right hand.
     
    Nigel Eaton, May 27, 2004
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  8. I always mime a fixed penalty notice landing on a doormat, or if they're
    lolzzz...v funny

    we have a universal palm down 'hand moving up and down in a calming fashion'
    signal that is used by truckers (if u r lucky) to warn of danger or speed
    trap
    traffic controllers and such, to mean slow down through my area u dickhead
    and by policemen to mean 'if u go were going any faster i'd book u but if u
    slow down now u'll be ok'
    and by bikers to mean 'slow down for some reason I think is important'
    mostly warnings of speed traps are by headlight flash but this is illegal
    and ppl do get done for it...so its a quick flash and if u miss it too bad
    the warning died out a while back but due to the continued oppression of the
    motorist getting *everyones* back up its coming back in as road users
    combine to fight the...bla blaaa blaaa\rant off

    at least out here where i live...maybe in the cities its different
     
    fulliautomatix, May 27, 2004
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    flashgorman Guest

    Blimey Andrew, that was a bit harsh. Lets hope he's not a tranny eh?
     
    flashgorman, May 27, 2004
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    darsy Guest

    are you actually left-handed, or do you just like making it difficult
    for yourself?
     
    darsy, May 27, 2004
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    flashgorman Guest

    Sorry can't do this today : http://www.flashgorman.com/note.jpg
     
    flashgorman, May 27, 2004
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    darsy Guest

    sound policy.
    lovely.
     
    darsy, May 27, 2004
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    Champ Guest

    I think there's a fundamental problem with internet porn, as it's
    rather difficult to use the mouse with your non-dominant hand.
     
    Champ, May 27, 2004
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    Champ Guest

    I thought that was *every* day on ukrm.
     
    Champ, May 27, 2004
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  15. We tend to go in for capital letters, punctuation and not fucking

    yeah....whatever
     
    fulliautomatix, May 27, 2004
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  16. lovely.
    sorry
    very funny
    ROFL
    OH...u want punktuation and spellin in this newsgroup?
    no worries...from now on the queens english shall bespoke
     
    fulliautomatix, May 27, 2004
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  17. whilst the cruise control be activated
     
    fulliautomatix, May 27, 2004
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, fulliautomatix
    Hello? Hello? Sorry old chap. This speakee English newsgroup!
    Understand? SPEAKEE ENGLISH! That's right, yes, English!

    No? Never mind.

    Fucking foreigners, eh?
     
    Nigel Eaton, May 27, 2004
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    Ace Guest

    Worse than that, he appears to be a fucking Ossie.
     
    Ace, May 27, 2004
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    Champ Guest

    Ah! Hence your proficiency as a wanker. Well done.
     
    Champ, May 27, 2004
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