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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Nigel Eaton, Aug 29, 2004.

  1. Nigel Eaton

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Nigel Eaton
    Bad form, and so on, but WTF.

    A quick furtle below decks tonight revealed that there are *two* centre
    stand levers. A big "I'm a centre stand lever, me" one that's totally
    impossible to use. And a small, discreet one alongside it.

    Tread on *that* one, and it's easier to put on the centre stand than the
    ZZR is.

    Amazing.

    Oh, and it's 381 kilos. Dry.
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    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-104" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL)
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Aug 30, 2004
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  2. Nigel Eaton

    platypus Guest

    I wonder if the Trophy has one of them.
    More fun dry, according to Lozzo.
     
    platypus, Aug 30, 2004
    #22
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  3. Nigel Eaton

    Salad Dodger Guest

    I was right, then. 381 plays 370. ;-p

    --
    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \
    _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
    |_\_____/_| ..69684../..16324.../..3180./.19406
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17
    '^' RBR-Visited:78 Pts:1680 Miles:5701
     
    Salad Dodger, Aug 30, 2004
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  4. Nigel Eaton

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger
    Wanna go double or quits for weight when the rider's on board? ;^)
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    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-104" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL)
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Aug 31, 2004
    #24
  5. Nigel Eaton

    Salad Dodger Guest

    I reckon "quits" is favourite.

    --
    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \
    _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
    |_\_____/_| ..69684../..16324.../..3180./.19406
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17
    '^' RBR-Visited:78 Pts:1680 Miles:5701
     
    Salad Dodger, Aug 31, 2004
    #25
  6. Nigel Eaton

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger
    Where's your sense of adventure man?

    Further reading of the manual reveals a claimed 120 HP output. Hmmm...
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    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-104" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL)
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Aug 31, 2004
    #26
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    Muck Guest

    Nigel Eaton wrote:
    Bloody heck! That's _heavy_.
     
    Muck, Aug 31, 2004
    #27
  8. Nigel Eaton

    Lozzo Guest

    Nigel Eaton says...
    So make that 400kg and 100bhp
     
    Lozzo, Aug 31, 2004
    #28
  9. Nigel Eaton

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Muck
    Mmm-hmm. Pushing it backwards on gravel is an interesting experience.
    I'm considering buying a CG125[1] as a tug.

    If it ever gets tires and decides it would like a lie down I propose to
    let it.


    [1] Makes Sign Of Holy Pushrods
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    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-104" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL)
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Aug 31, 2004
    #29
  10. Nigel Eaton

    Salad Dodger Guest

    Sir wants an electric reverse gear, sir does. ;-p
    --
    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \
    _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
    |_\_____/_| ..69684../..16324.../..3180./.19406
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17
    '^' RBR-Visited:78 Pts:1680 Miles:5701
     
    Salad Dodger, Aug 31, 2004
    #30
  11. Nigel Eaton

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger
    Fucking right sir does. But sir doesn't have one and will have to get
    used to it.
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    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-104" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL)
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Aug 31, 2004
    #31
  12. Nigel Eaton

    Salad Dodger Guest

    Top tip: Don't park it nose to kerb on a steeply cambered road.

    --
    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \
    _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
    |_\_____/_| ..69684../..16324.../..3180./.19406
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17
    '^' RBR-Visited:78 Pts:1680 Miles:5701
     
    Salad Dodger, Aug 31, 2004
    #32
  13. Nigel Eaton

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger
    Heh, that one I had figured out for myself.

    It's the required 180 degree turn on exiting (or, I guess) entering my
    garage that's proving a little challenging.

    Plans for a turntable are being mulled over even as I type.
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    Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-104" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL)
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Nigel Eaton, Aug 31, 2004
    #33
  14. Salad Dodger wrote
    That works for any bike.
     
    steve auvache, Aug 31, 2004
    #34

  15. There must be an ex-Railtrack one going on Ebay.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Aug 31, 2004
    #35
  16. It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
    drugs began to take hold. I remember Nigel Eaton
    Two 1/4" sheet circ plates, greased, with a bolt in the middle...
    simple.

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    Dave

    GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
    SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
    FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Aug 31, 2004
    #36
  17. Nigel Eaton

    Pip Guest

    There's always the time-honoured two-beer-tray trick, one inside the
    other with a bit of oil in there too - stick the centre stand on 'em
    and round you go. OTOH, with 300kg revolving, it could be a bit
    unwieldy ...
     
    Pip, Aug 31, 2004
    #37
  18. It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
    Aye.. beer trays are fine for lightweight bikes, but I think 1/4" plate
    would be needed just to make sure the ctr stand doesn't punch holes or
    dent the fucker.

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    Dave

    GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
    SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
    FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Aug 31, 2004
    #38
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