side stand cutout switch ducati 998

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by ducati, Dec 6, 2003.

  1. ducati

    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older
    Oi! Fukkoff. I've got "prior art" on the "Septic" line. If you want
    another death threat you're going to have to find original material.
     
    Nigel Eaton, Dec 7, 2003
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    ducati Guest

    THAT Was advise? wow you are so clever Unplug it from the
    loom; what a genious I wish I had thought of that HA HA HA
    and my Mother is dead thank you
    she chocked on my huge dick
     
    ducati, Dec 7, 2003
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    deadmail Guest

    Parkinson's? No, don't think so. Tourettes maybe.
     
    deadmail, Dec 7, 2003
    #83

  4. The shame of her son buying a Ducati drove her to suicide?
     
    The Older Gentleman, Dec 7, 2003
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    Ginge Guest

    Remind him what that 750SS thing is as well, it might not be featured in
    his fashion magazine.
     
    Ginge, Dec 7, 2003
    #85
  6. Timo Geusch wrote

    *ROFL*
     
    steve auvache, Dec 7, 2003
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    deadmail Guest

    Good point. I do need to take that master-class now you mention it...
     
    deadmail, Dec 7, 2003
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    Colin Irvine Guest

    So errr... I take it you felt burnt's reply didn't fully answer your
    question? That tends to happen here - you'll get used to it.
     
    Colin Irvine, Dec 7, 2003
    #88
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    deadmail Guest

    I don't think so. It's a posting from a NTL.

    I think it's a just a very stupid-a.
     
    deadmail, Dec 7, 2003
    #89
  10. Just when they're nibbling, some clod starts chucking rocks in the pool.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Dec 7, 2003
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    ducati Guest


    Well maybe I have no value of money, it has never been a problem for me, I
    have always had what I wanted in life.
    I am so sorry you are right at last I have seen the light I will sell my
    brand new Ducati 998 and by a mmmmm buy a TROPHY like you oh wise master
    teach me some more of your gospel, should I buy a Triumph jacket as well,
    they even used to tell you to get them installed by a trained Triumph
    mechanic, they must be wise like you oh great one **** OFF I cant help being
    RICH RICH RICH can I
     
    ducati, Dec 7, 2003
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older
    I really do think this particular one won't notice.
     
    Nigel Eaton, Dec 7, 2003
    #92
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    Ginge Guest

    If you were rich you'd own at least 998R or a 999R, not the poxy fashion
    bike version.
     
    Ginge, Dec 7, 2003
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    Tim Guest

    I had heard that Airfix did a reasonable 998. I am sure it's in your
    price range.
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    tim dot ukrm at dsl dot pipex dot com
     
    Tim, Dec 7, 2003
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    ducati Guest

     
    ducati, Dec 7, 2003
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    deadmail Guest

    You seemed clueless enough at the time. All of your posts since have
    confirmed this.

    What did you think it did; it's only a fucking switch it's either open
    or closed.

    So tell me, why did you choose the 998 when you obviously know nothing
    about bikes? Was it because it was expensive?

    And about your Mother, was she so fat that you had to stop her rolling
    down hills with your member?
     
    deadmail, Dec 7, 2003
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    ducati Guest

    Thanks im learning slowly because so far I have torettes and Parkinson's
    (**** TWAT (sorry about that) where will it end
     
    ducati, Dec 7, 2003
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    Lozzo Guest

    said....
    Nice on the mantlepiece next to your current R1
     
    Lozzo, Dec 7, 2003
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    ducati Guest

    What why? I may be RICH but why would I want to loose that much money on
    depreciation, you don't get rich by throwing it away you know
     
    ducati, Dec 7, 2003
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    ducati Guest

    Why do I need to know a lot about bikes I bought it because it was pretty
    and I had nothing in red at the time.
    no we never did it on a hill shame really, do me a favour ask your mum if I
    can borrow her after you have finished
     
    ducati, Dec 7, 2003
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