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    ducati Guest

    Yeh GOD I FEEL GOOD AT LAST THATS OF MY CHEST thanks for the hug
     
    ducati, Dec 7, 2003
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    platypus Guest

    Textbook.

    <applause>
     
    platypus, Dec 7, 2003
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    ducati Guest

    Iaintgottimeforfullstopsamdmomasnorfuckingspaceseither
    you say im a loser and you own a Triumph
     
    ducati, Dec 7, 2003
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    Timo Geusch Guest

    Grimly Curmudgeon was seen penning the following ode to ... whatever:
    <Points finger at rattle>
    <Rattle falls to the floor>

    Hmm. Seems to work.
     
    Timo Geusch, Dec 7, 2003
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    ducati Guest

    Iaintgottimeforfullstopsamdmomasnorfuckingspaceseither
    you say im a loser and you own a Triumph
     
    ducati, Dec 7, 2003
    #65
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    deadmail Guest

    Oi, wankstain if you read the fucking post I gave some advice in there.

    But anyway, you sound a little tense. Maybe you should ask your mummy
    to suck your cock again since that normally relieves the tension doesn't
    it, deary.
     
    deadmail, Dec 7, 2003
    #66
  7. Indeed. Ducatis are only for the mentally retarded who have absolutely
    no idea of the value of money, or for fashion wictims who think it makes
    them God, or for complete eccentrics who blindly cling to their
    so-called "virtues" in the absence of common sense and advice to the
    contrary.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Dec 7, 2003
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    deadmail Guest

    Oi! murray, no. I've already picked up on that one in another bit of
    this thread.

    This one's mine.
     
    deadmail, Dec 7, 2003
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    ducati Guest

     
    ducati, Dec 7, 2003
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    deadmail Guest

    Ouch.

    That's a bit fucking harsh.
     
    deadmail, Dec 7, 2003
    #70
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    Tim Guest

    In message
    *snigger*
    --
    Tim two#21, YGL#3 & BOTAFOT#84

    Due to the limitations of current email, the lip movements may be
    out of synchronisation as you move your finger under the text while reading.

    tim dot ukrm at dsl dot pipex dot com
     
    Tim, Dec 7, 2003
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    ducati Guest

    Bowdlerise don't you meen bowdlerize
     
    ducati, Dec 7, 2003
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ducati
    Oh **** me, it's a Septic.
     
    Nigel Eaton, Dec 7, 2003
    #73
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    Tim Guest

    Do try using the "finger under the text while reading" method, it may
    help you.
    --
    Tim two#21, YGL#3 & BOTAFOT#84

    Due to the limitations of current email, the lip movements may be
    out of synchronisation as you move your finger under the text while reading.

    tim dot ukrm at dsl dot pipex dot com
     
    Tim, Dec 7, 2003
    #74
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    deadmail Guest

    Value of money- Well....
    Fashion wictim - Hmmm
    Eccentrics - Naaaaaahhhh can't be that.


    You'll fall into the 'fashion wictim' bucket then, TOG.
     
    deadmail, Dec 7, 2003
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,
    typed
    Welease him!
     
    Nigel Eaton, Dec 7, 2003
    #76

  17. I've only got the one, you know.

    (Listen, if you suffer from Parkinson's Disease, you really shouldn't
    use a computer keyboard)
     
    The Older Gentleman, Dec 7, 2003
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  18. You're doing quite well, actually. Of course, you're dealing with
    someone whose mental stability is already dodgy, which makes it easier.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Dec 7, 2003
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  19. **** me, it can use Google.

    No, is the answser, unless you're a Septic.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Dec 7, 2003
    #79
  20. I'm not Woger.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Dec 7, 2003
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