Sick

Some jokes that are a sad reflection on today's modern sense of humour.

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/sickjokes/

 

So it's come to this: Porl posting urls for joke sites.

How the might are fallen.

 

I felt the Christopher Reeve joke justified it.

 

But it's so /old/...

 

Jeez, you don't mind going on about sheltering in the tube stations during
the war though, do you?

 

Yeah, but that's Oral History, that is. They wouldn't be coming round with
the tape recorders and the cheap whiskey if all I ever came out with was
third-rate jokes from the last twenty years.

 

[Stamps off in a strop]

 

I liked the "What do you call an elephant with a spade" one.

 

Sad to see what's happened to The Man Who Loved Circuses, though.

 

Tragic.

 

"What's black and loud? Stevies Wonder answering the iron"

ROFL

 

I didn't get it. Can someone explain please?

 

Something to do with films. Let it go.

 

<takes pity>

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/210000/images/_212190_christopher_reeve_in_wheelchair_150.jpg

http://www.ojaiwan.net/cwimages/woc4.jpg

"walking"

 

" Jill Dando's husband wanted to paint their front door green, but she
was dead against it."

Nice. My fav so far.

 

Yes, I got that, and I'm fully aware of CR's lack in that respect. I
just assumed there must be something more to it, especially as folk
were saying it was funny.

Prolly it's funny like the one that porl told when he was over here,
that had no punchline whatsoever, and was only funny for not being
funny, it seemed.

 

That could be anything ffs.

 

AKA "Post Modern Humour"

Soy.

 

We call that sort of joke "conversation".


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I liked:

What's the difference between Hitler and Paula Radcliffe?

Hitler tried to finish an entire race.