Shrove Tuesday vs Mardi Gras

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Champ, Feb 8, 2005.

  1. Champ

    mb Guest


    How do you make a Maltese cross?
     
    mb, Feb 8, 2005
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  2. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    Since when has *that* been a problem round here?

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Feb 8, 2005
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  3. Champ

    Salad Dodger Guest

    Oh.

    So, because I make it all up as I go along, it's somehow not as valid
    as the other lot's ideas?

    That's incitement to religious hatred, or something.

    Probably.
     
    Salad Dodger, Feb 8, 2005
    #23
  4. Champ

    Lozzo Guest

    Dan White says...
    Oh come on, give me some credit please. I've heard every Maltese Cross
    joke imaginable, try some new material for a change.
     
    Lozzo, Feb 8, 2005
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  5. Champ

    Lozzo Guest

    mb says...
    Wake me up when the shit jokes have ended please
     
    Lozzo, Feb 8, 2005
    #25
  6. Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote
    Surely that should be "_When_ you have put the flour down..."
     
    steve auvache, Feb 8, 2005
    #26
  7. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, steve auvache
    Oh, I dunno...

    http://www.verinet.com/~will/home.html

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

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    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Feb 8, 2005
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  8. Champ

    DR Guest

    Take your bloody shades off...
     
    DR, Feb 8, 2005
    #28
  9. It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
    Don't the Bavarians have a Public Shagfest in some town? Masked townies
    humping down alleys for the evening and next day it's as if it never
    happened?

    Or is just fantasy?

    Easy come, easy go..

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    Grimly Curmudgeon, Feb 8, 2005
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  10. Champ

    Lozzo Guest

    DR says...
    But I look so cool with them on
     
    Lozzo, Feb 8, 2005
    #30
  11. Au contraire:

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    1 Chronicles 15

    27 Now David was clothed in a robe of fine linen, as were all the
    Levites who were carrying the ark, and as were the singers, and
    Kenaniah, who was in charge of the singing of the choirs. David also
    wore a linen ephod. 28 So all Israel brought up the ark of the covenant
    of the LORD with shouts, with the sounding of rams' horns and trumpets,
    and of cymbals, and the playing of lyres and harps.

    29 As the ark of the covenant of the LORD was entering the City of
    David, Michal daughter of Saul watched from a window. And when she saw
    King David dancing and celebrating, she despised him in her heart.
     
    Phil Launchbury, Feb 9, 2005
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  12. Champ

    Lady Nina Guest

    Excellent. I was thinking of Salome but she did her dancing inside.
    Top idea for a present for your mother though.
     
    Lady Nina, Feb 9, 2005
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  13. What? Salome dancing in her living room? Can you video it?

    Phil
     
    Phil Launchbury, Feb 9, 2005
    #33
  14. Champ

    Lady Nina Guest

    The severed head as well you knew. Tease.
    So you want porn containing a dead princess? I bet there's some sites
    somewhere...
     
    Lady Nina, Feb 9, 2005
    #34
  15. It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
    drugs began to take hold. I remember Phil Launchbury
    She sounds like a right sour-faced munter.

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    Dave

    GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
    SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
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    Grimly Curmudgeon, Feb 9, 2005
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