Show your gold

Bling Bling!

Watch out for Chav Scum.

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/

Ginge Ginge!

 

well that was a whole new cultural experience.

http://www.banburymassive.tk/ is rather amusing / sad*

* delete as applicable.

 

this is priceless:

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/images/april2004/april020.jpg

 

I saw that and spent a while trying to work out if it's real or very
good photoshopping. Still not sure but I'm erring towards the latter.

 

I've seen a couple of pictures[1] of it from different angles, so I
think the former.

[1] here's another
http://www.nitro-buggy.com/modules/Forums/files/pike1.gif

 

I think it's quite imaginative in a make a banger look, ermm, different
way.

No worse than a Renault 4 with every panel a different bright colour
certainly massively better than the usual metro/nova/orion big ups.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Paul Corfield said:

That's got to be a send up. They look far to clean to be filthy
chavsters, http://groups.msn.com/banburymassive/profile.msnw except
maybe the one in the top left of the photo who's not managed to count
past three.

 

Ben says...

It's real, I've seen it on my travels.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Sir.Chris H

That site's disturbing on at least two levels.

There's the obvious "People like that *exist*?" thing, but I do wonder
who runs the site (They're keeping a low profile in the registration
database).

I mean, why not just call them "Untermensch" and have done with it?

 

Of course it's a send-up.

But it links to a page that isn't...

But it links to http://www.geocities.com/rachie_115/rachiebabie.html

 

Bloody hell. Sad ****.

 

I heard him interviewed on the radio a while back. Just a normal guy
who found the whole thing amusing and set up the website to entertain
his mates. Then it snowballed...

 

Especially the larger girls and in Reading, they are mostly...
larger...
--
O
1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
Numbers ... | o |
Stuff ... | ooo |
Life ... -----

 

The really sad thing is, we have 2 chav's at work... they almost
out-chav chavscum's site...
--
O
1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
Numbers ... | o |
Stuff ... | ooo |
Life ... -----

 

Looks like UKRM have exceeded the bandwith for that one already

 

Three hamsters and fish would exceed the bandwidth on geocites. It'd
gone down about 10 minutes after ogden posted it.

"Geocites host my pages because no-one looks at them"

 

Hmm maybe I'll get the old fairing panels done like that and put them on
the Gixer for a laugh

 

heheh. You work a bit too close to Chelmsley Wood though, you'd blend
in.

 

I was out and about today, and it was /desparate/. Bristol seems to have
turned into Thongtown. I've worked in telephony for many years, and I know
as much as I need to know about bits of wet string. Time was, a Visible
Panty Line was a source of embarrassment. Nowadays it seems /de rigeur/ for
onlookers to be aware that you're flossing your clunge.

When do three-button high-waist baggies come back into fashion?

--
Grumpy Old Monotreme
Triumph Trophy 1200 (The Incredible Hulk)
VN800 Drifter (still for sale)
R80RT (for sale - spares or repairs)
Z200 (Fear the Distance Monster!)
DIAABTCOD#2 GPOTHUF#19
BOTAFOS#6 BOTAFOT#89 FTB#11
BOB#1 SBS#35 ANORAK#18 TWA#15

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ben Blaney

Jolly good. I'll pop my Nazi-Conspiracy Theory back in its box in case
it comes in handy.