Shell Optimax

We have gone full circle

suicide (been done before)
Helmets in servos (been done to death)
Wintersun (getfugged (TM) )



is it to early to pike from MotoGP?


if only I could get Optimax in Tas

 

Full leathers versus Hawaiian shirts?

Car drivers are fuckwits but 4wd pilots are only silly?

Personalised number-plates (or license-plates for the Sesame-Street
generation) are a wank, except on 4wd's where they are handy out in the
bush.

FNP's will cause the end of civilisation as we know it.

If we get into trouble on an R1, an R1 with a bit more power would enable us
to power out of strife.

All bike mechanics are charlatans and thieves.

Bike dealers are only in it for the money, but I donate my salary to the
poor kiddies.

Tyres should grip like a blacksmith but last like a thing that lasts really
really well.

Metal only expands in _that_ ----> direction when heated.

Oils ain't oils (except when it appears that they really _are_ oils)

If I pike from the GP, do I win something?

 

I think you mean fucking Harsh Week... Harsh Fucking Week is dedicated to
something else entirely...

(ya dyslexic cahn)

 

and don't forget it harsh fuckin week

smack

 

alt.sex.fetish.smee

 

ink

 

Terrible shit, made my bike fall over. I think the plugs are fouled now.

Ash.

 

That's your butt-plug Ash, take it out and wash it.

 

Split the cases man

Cheers

 

So that's what he meant by "shed-warming".

Nev..
'03 ZX12R

 

I suspect smacks been spending too much time talking to BTH...

big (I haven't made a booth joke in _weeks!_)

 

Again? Damn.

 

conehead wrote:

You missed .. "cone who?"

Cheers
Goaty

 

yup...a night in a secret lovenest with smack


mh

 

Marty H wrote:

You told me this morning in the shower!

 

I hate you, Big.


BTH

 

I hate him bigger

 

yes...but this time we put sand in the KY....because you always hurt the
ones you love

mh

now if anyone can come up wher i got that quote from...I'll be shocked (and
impressed)

 

youre a c#nt!!!! a clever c#nt, but a c#nt none the less

mh

 

Good for you, shed boy!


BTH
(Trying to get into the spirit of Harsh Week)