Sheds & Spiders

I've just sold a load of bike bits, so my sheds a bit emptier than it was.
So, I decided to tidy up a bit.
Now, my shed is less than 6 months old .(Its 30' x 10' tongue & groove wood
and a 6" thick concrete slab for a floor. Lovely.)
Trouble is, the fucking spiders have moved in en masse.I remember a thread
(snigger) about the size of spiders, from a few months ago.
We all agreed (mostly) that there are sound ecological reasons to have
spiders around., Unlike wasps which should be FUCKING
EXTERMINATED....sorry...I FUCKING HATE WASPS...sorry...I'm calm now - its
ok. Anyways.
Is there a way of making a shed spider proof?
I don't mind them, but I want the buggers outside and not in me shed.

DAve

 

Not without making it airtight.

 

I think sheds come wiv spidders pre-installed.

X-posted to the sheddi, who will have the definitive answer.

 

You might try
http://www.betterpestcontrol.com/spiders.html


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Fill it with wasps.

 

I don't want to kill them - just persuade them to live somewhere else.
Unlik wasps which should be FUCKING EXTERMINATED.Did I tell you that I
FUCKING HATE WASPS
Sorry.I'm all right now - the drugs are kicking out.

DAve

 

Ooh! Ta! I never thought about that mob. I used to lurk there a bit.
I'll pop across and av a look.

Dave

 

Yes we do have the definitive answer, it just might not be the one you
are expecting

 

Costing the net hundreds if not thousands of dollars, coj said:

42 innit?

 

On Sat, 12 Nov 2005 18:11:07 +0000,

The answer is yes, although not necessarily in that order.

Arachnids are your friends. They didn't catch and kill the rust
beetles which ate the wings of my Triumph 2500 mind. Determination,
WD40 and a lighter will rid your shed of cobwebs but may also rid you
of your shed.
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How big are you then, Dave?

Ron

 

I LIKE spiders, me.

Ali

 

I've got one which lives in the wing mirror of my car atm. he pops out
and painstakingly rebuilds his web, and I then drive the car and it gets
blown away.

 

Ooooh! Ooooh! Ooooh! Is it my turn?
Can I bollock him for top-posting?
Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I?

And to answer your question:
10.5 inches.

Dave

 

Yes? YES? AND?!?!?!

We want to know what happened next.

 

Yes. I know the barrstarrds. I worked for them, on contract, in 1991/1992
They don't like ackshully paying for stuff do they?
I know quite a few of them there:
Steve Plant : the MD : I did my apprenticeship with him. Reasonable bloke.
Not a Wasp!!
Arthur Senior : Wanker

I would have fucking shat myself. Then freaked. Totally.
I used to that re-enactment stuff (A bit like Prawn does).
We did an event in Fenny Compton (wherever that fucker is).
In the field where we camped there as a grassy bank.
In the bank as a wasps nest.
"I'll sort they buggers out" says Bazza (RIP - Top Bloke!).
8oz of black (gun) powder + two pints of 4 star = no more wasps.
Eeee. It were great to watch!

Dave

 

I know just the place for your Trunny.

 

I thought Everyone had one of those?
I call mine Veronica.

Dave

 

It's probably already there. Poor thing was taken into care by a
loving collector who intended to cherish it as long as it would last,
banger racing.
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:-....,-------`~~'._.'
`-,,, ,_ ;'~U' Nearer my shed, to thee.
_,-' ,'`-__; '--.
(_/'~~ ''''(;

 

Exactly.

I still have a couple of Triumph logbooks that I never quite got round to
sending back to DVLC. I think I'll keep them as mementos of 4 years
worth of sending some of BL's finest to their end.