Seriously, Why Do They Exist?

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That reminds me......

Hello - Anthony X

 

One of my local TV stations saw fit to use that story as major news.
While a 20 something anchor gal was reading it, she cracked up and
totally lost it.
She said, "Sorry ladies and gentlemen, but everyone in the studio is
laughing so hard, I couldn't help myself."
Then she giggled her way through the rest of it.

 

I love the comments put up by the guy who posted the video (MJ joke is
near the bottom):

Here are crazy thoughts I had:

-Damn good lookin' picnic table!

-Poor guy, they just put out the latest models at Lowe's.

-Adds new meaning to "getting wood"

-That's what I call "packing your lunch"

-That was part of his pedophilia rehabilitation.

-Wonder if any mayo was involved (condom-ments, ha...not funny)

-He took the instructions literally "Insert pole HERE" haa

-They found a stash of assembly instructions and Sunday inserts
mixed in with his other porno.

-Viagra's gonna start using picnic tables in their new ads.

-How could the guy stop laughing to videotape it. Ain't nothin
else to film in Ohio?

-How old was the picnic table? Will he have to register as a sex
pffender??

-Bet he always get's an umbrella in his drink.

-His wife said he'd hang out Home Depot, come home with woodstain
on his collar.

-Metal, round, picnic table...damn that's a BIG hole!

-He should have pitched a tent first to hide.

-He said the hotdog buns were asking for it.

-His attorney says he'll stand on the "women use inanimate objects"
defense.

-Bellevue, Ohio...Bellevue's a Pysch hospital ain't it??

-Everybody hiding their cement boot boy statues now.

-That's not in the Bible nowhere, I think??

-I bet the judge don't ask him to take the stand, haaa

-His wife said he had put some monkey bars in layaway.

-Does this make his wife feel inadequate??

-Poster boy for lubricated condoms (-:

-TMZ won't touch it with a 10 foot umbrella pole!! haaa I'm bad

-I made a new drink...Harvey Table Banger hahaa

-I wouldn't want to sit at the head of THAT table!

-They drew blood to test for lead poisioning.

-The man said he like to hit it with a tablecloth
to get the upskirt effect.

-"Made in China"....it was a cheap table.
-Natural progression from a table dance.

-The man said the table had nice legs...went all the way up!

-Wax on, Wax off, Wax on, Wax off........

-The dude said no crime...it was a Poker table.

-Bedding a table...FURNITURIZER!! he is

-Maybe it'd help for him to speak to the Pro at Home Depot.

-He was a big fan of the "Buns of Steel" video tape.

-That's what I call "drilling a hole"! haaaa

-I could see him being charged for sticking it through
the fence hole, but..........

-Lucky he didn't do the mailbox, he'd never get out of jail.

-It was a nice tabletop spread.

-he named the table "Ms. C" (Martha Stewart Collection)

-Hey baby, you glad to see me, or is that an umbrella in your pocket?

-Goddamn shittin' birds!!

-Hey daddy, my plate's stuck to the table??!

-They said a pool table had him in it's pocket.

-The wife was complaining he was a little rusty in bed.

-Hubby claims the ole lady was doin the umbrella!! sooooooo...

-Picnic tables are a gateway to the little black
boys holding the lantern.

-WD-40 vs K-Y..........split decision

-Michael Jackson put a Baby Ruth wrapper on it and stuck
it through a schoolyard fence once.........

-Do you do dinner before or after?

-I once wondered how to turn on the vacuum cleaner.

I swear I could keep going haaa