Selling a mobile phone

Aye, he nearly set fire to his trahsis a couple of times.

You? Fire poi? With your record?

 

Pip says...

Yeah, I should get some software to turn it round.

Indeed, it was his first time with them lit, so I'll let him off.
Given that he's only used them half a dozen times, I think he's
doing rather well.

Oh yes. Fire staff too, at some point...

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

Not for a little while, bar the odd xpost. I find myself curiously
replete with bags of hardened cement and old fence posts.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

Doesnotcompute says...

That's the general idea, yes. Most staves of this type are too
light, imo. I've got a 6 foot oak staff which I'm thinking about
sleaving so that I can use that. Firereathing is also on the cards.

 

You own(ed) a Thunderace, as I do.

You are rebuilding a GPZ, as I do.

And you too do have such stupid friends as I do? :-D

(got a phone from the Slovak girlfriend of my mate... all her friends from
Praha were there

 

Bonus track: Did the phone also have all the "I love you so much" SMS
messages plus some pictures taken with the built-in camera by missus?

 

Domènec says...

Unfortunately no camera on this phone. I called the previous owner to
tell him how he screwed up by not deleting the phone book, he told me he
was about to sell a camera phone to somone else, and he'd forgotten to
delete the picture memory on that. There were no text messges on my
phone when I go it.

 

His staff work is very impressive.

He found this

http://www.firetoys.co.uk/

And use paraffin NOT white spirits.

Plans are already being made, they're practicing every night. Much
washing of clothing smelling of white spirit and covered in singed
hair is taking place. Come up and play, we'll see if we can get
something together for the BOSM.

 

<sigh> It's worth it for the gleam in his eyes.

 

That's the glitter of pain, dear.

 

Oh, I've no Quarms. I'm done and dusted with anyone in there, I kept
the good ones. And as explained in the text message, your recognition
of male to female names is *appaling*.

P.S. If you don't wipe that fucker now I'll issue a Simes-esque jihad
on your computer, only I'll follow it through.

 

Christofire says...

Sami - Sammi - Sammy, could be male or female.

All deleted just after I spoke to you. There were far too many female
names in there, I had no room for any of my numbers. Was tempted to keep
the numbers that belong to the 2 of your exs I know though ;-)

 

Fucking Hell. I'd best gird my loins ready for an assault up the
stairs on your behalf, then.

Geronimo!

 

Pip says...

I'm not inclined to be on the receiving end.

Anything involving fire is likely to make my eyes gleam. Course, it
makes my eyes cross when I hit myself in the balls.

Oh, and I set fire to myself again tonight.

 

Doesnotcompute says...

As she said, I found firetoys.com I also found oddballs.co.uk have
some nice stuff.

Check your diary. Come up for a visit one weekend and we can play
with fire.

 

Thank you. That was my point.

 

Pip says...

I'm sure I don't know what you mean.

There have only been a few incidents, this year. No one has died,
yet.

 

MattG says...

Almost blinded by coffee grinds, but not killed.

 

Lozzo says...

See, no deaths. No problem.

 

MattG says...

I almost didn't see anything, let alone deaths. I'll take the instant
coffee next time, I think it was the caffeine buzz that kept me going
that evening.