Self Abuser- help needed

What, you mean you haven't always had a beard?

How are we supposed to know which one you are? We're not mind-readers!

 

You are the Lord of the Gays.

Whenever at whatever suits you.

 

It's Queen, surely.

Suits me then. I'm up from 5.00am if that helps.

 

We are at cross purposes Lozz I was dragged up a gentleman and would not
have identified the young lass who is not in the picture.
The one in the blue is a second year bloke.

Put it down to me being carried away with a good memory of school
journeys and being *advanced* for my age ))

I always found that being polite and discrete got me a lot more offers
from the opposite sex at a comprehensive. Others lads had the 'loud
mouth and bragged about it' approach which didn't get them very far for
a second time.

 

I vote for jug ears on the left !

 

Don't feel bad about it my misses and my kids have never seen me with
out one.

 

The tallest one, on the right.
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Previously on usenet, Mick Whittingham said...

Ah, I thought you were implying that was a gurlie.

I found that having a gorgeous girlfriend[1] from the age of 11 until I
was 19 generally meant I didn't need, nor get the offers.

[1] My daughter's mum

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[1] was expensive

 

Previously on usenet, Cane said...

When maintenance payments were spread over the next 16 years, yes it
was.

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I've always found that I've had more offers when I've got a gorgeous
girlfriend than when I'm single.

 

Previously on usenet, Ben said...

Everyone was scared of my ex.

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Ding! I reached 5 foot 8 in the second year and only grew 2 inches
taller after that.

 

Yellow hood

 

"It's Ken with more hair" said Nicky...

 

on a Sunday. Crikey.

 

[cane in crystal maze captaincy nightmare]

You're a naughty but "on the button" sort of chap aren't you?

I wonder if they would do a reunion version of the show - sort of like
Crystal Maze wankers Reunited.

 

Previously on usenet, Simian said...

They're the best, rebellious and all that.

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Bit early. How about 9? Need to be gone by 11.

 

...and Saturday.