Sedan run photos.

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Salad Dodger, May 1, 2005.

  1. Salad Dodger

    Salad Dodger Guest

    Liberal[1] spray of Cillit Bang, quick go over with the brush on the
    hose, then a brisk jetwash, and it's good as new.

    I suppose I should have leathered it down, and polished it, but clean
    was deemed "good enough for now".

    [1] Bit of politics, very topical.
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    Salad Dodger, May 2, 2005
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  2. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger
    Sticky little fuckers, those Froggie flies. I've got most of them off by
    use of the "damp cloth" method.

    I've also discovered that the poxy fucking bastard **** of a misbegotten
    fuel tank still has some loose crap floating around. Because it was
    blocking the fuel tap. Again.

    Arse.

    All cleaned out, new fuel filter fitted, the problem will now go away.

    *sob*

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, May 2, 2005
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  3. I got them off with the paying Jennifer a fiver method. I must give
    her credit for trying for an hour to get it Adie standard clean. Every
    time she came in to get me to go and inspect it She exclaimed 'where
    did you find that' when I stuck my finger in somewhere to find muck
    [1]

    I went out when she had given up and washed the few places she'd
    missed. took me five mins as opposed to the couple of hours it would
    have done.

    [1] not that one.
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    UKRM FAQ: http://www.ukrm.net/faq/

    Triumph 955iSS / GSF1200 bandit / CG125
    MRO#11 BOTAFOF#7 BOTAFOT#130 DIAABTCOD#17 MIB#24 YTC#16 BOB#15 ex-UKRMMA#22 BOMB#11
     
    Adrienne M Bonwick, May 2, 2005
    #23
  4. Salad Dodger

    Salad Dodger Guest

    My "clonking" has come back again.

    Fairing off at the weekend, then.

    Together with the rear wheel, and drive shaft.

    Apart from that, a potentially notchy steering stem, and a completely
    fucked clutch[1], it's fine.

    I think I'll get one of those hydraulic lift thingies at MachineMart
    on Sunday. Save all that bending nonsense.

    **** it, I'll do the lot.

    <prepares "Breaking GL1500, all parts available" post>


    [1] It slipped more times on Saturday, than the last two years put
    together.
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    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
    '^' RBR Landmarks: 12 Pts: 220 Miles: 914
     
    Salad Dodger, May 2, 2005
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  5. Salad Dodger

    Salad Dodger Guest

    Two.

    No.

    Too.

    The wheel needs swapping, cos of that fucking lumpy Avon.

    While it's off, I might as well swap the drive shaft over.

    The fairing and head stock will take minutes (I'm quite well practiced
    by now).

    The clutch has been on the work bench for over two years - if I don't
    fit it soon, I never will.

    It really got intolerable on Saturday - every time I hit a bump in the
    road, I lost drive. Not ideal when leading other bikes.

    If I get bored, I'll fit the air horns, spotlights, and get the Rings
    of Fire going.
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    _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
    |_\_____/_| ..75073../..18420.../..3184./.19406
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
    '^' RBR Landmarks: 12 Pts: 220 Miles: 914
     
    Salad Dodger, May 2, 2005
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  6. Salad Dodger

    Salad Dodger Guest

    Well, strictly speaking, there should be no expense involved in this -
    except 4 litres of oil.
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    _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
    |_\_____/_| ..75073../..18420.../..3184./.19406
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
    '^' RBR Landmarks: 12 Pts: 220 Miles: 914
     
    Salad Dodger, May 2, 2005
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  7. Salad Dodger

    Salad Dodger Guest

    <checks recent payslip>

    Three-quarters of ****-all per hour.

    It's not as if I was likely to be doing anything interesting instead.

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    |_\_____/_| ..75073../..18420.../..3184./.19406
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
    '^' RBR Landmarks: 12 Pts: 220 Miles: 914
     
    Salad Dodger, May 2, 2005
    #27
  8. Salad Dodger

    Salad Dodger Guest

     
    Salad Dodger, May 2, 2005
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    ogden Guest

    Eh? What?

    The multi-coloured mess on the front of my bike is a hard-earned multi-
    coloured mess, and it's staying on there as a badge of honour.

    Between that and the gaffer tape, it's wearing its scars with pride.
     
    ogden, May 2, 2005
    #29
  10. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ogden
    Yes. You don't have to look through your screen, do you?
    Pride? Have you talked to it about this?

    Fear is the word that would spring to mind. Or possibly resignation.

    Still, we shouldn't anthropomorphise motorbikes.

    They hate it when we do that.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, May 2, 2005
    #30
  11. Salad Dodger

    Muck Guest

     
    Muck, May 2, 2005
    #31
  12. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Muck
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, May 2, 2005
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  13. Salad Dodger

    Muck Guest

    *sigh*

    <fx: reviews big list of work to be done>
     
    Muck, May 2, 2005
    #33
  14. Salad Dodger

    Salad Dodger Guest

    I *couldn't*, by the time I got home.

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    _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
    |_\_____/_| ..75073../..18420.../..3184./.19406
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
    '^' RBR Landmarks: 12 Pts: 220 Miles: 914
     
    Salad Dodger, May 2, 2005
    #34
  15. Salad Dodger

    ogden Guest

    I tried a few times while on the return leg of the A26, but my neck
    doesn't seem to bend to that angle.

    Looks pretty though :)
     
    ogden, May 3, 2005
    #35
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    sweller Guest

    Have you crashed it?
     
    sweller, May 3, 2005
    #36
  17. Salad Dodger

    ogden Guest

    Rolled off its sidestand. Twice.

    The ****.
     
    ogden, May 3, 2005
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  18. Salad Dodger

    Champ Guest

    It's a gixxer thing.
     
    Champ, May 3, 2005
    #38
  19. Salad Dodger

    Champ Guest

    Jesu Christos - how big was the cloth??!!
     
    Champ, May 3, 2005
    #39
  20. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    Don't know what you mean squire, I just used an old pair of my
    underpants.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
    and Ducati Race Engineer.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, May 3, 2005
    #40
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