Sedan run photos.

Just three to give a flavour:

http://www.salad.dodger.dsl.pipex.com/wheelie.jpg

http://www.salad.dodger.dsl.pipex.com/ytc.jpg

http://www.salad.dodger.dsl.pipex.com/flies.jpg

Cor, it wunnarf 'ot.
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| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
|_\_____/_| ..75073../..18420.../..3184./.19406
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
'^' RBR Landmarks: 12 Pts: 220 Miles: 914

 

Just about every straight for 220 miles, yesterday.

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| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
|_\_____/_| ..75073../..18420.../..3184./.19406
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
'^' RBR Landmarks: 12 Pts: 220 Miles: 914

 

I'm sure he even whacked off an impressive one as I escorted Jackie,
Monz & Co on to the M20 from here, but my view was obscured by a
FUCKING white van.

 

That's not a nice thing to say about Monz.

 

Whatthefuck is Bruce doing?

 

We were out playing.

Kit was at the hotel.

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| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
|_\_____/_| ..75073../..18420.../..3184./.19406
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
'^' RBR Landmarks: 12 Pts: 220 Miles: 914

 

"Cooling down."

Thankfully, no photographic evidence is available of Linda helping
Monz do up his crotch strap.

I'm considering taking my eyes and boiling them, in the hope that the
mental image might fade.

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| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
|_\_____/_| ..75073../..18420.../..3184./.19406
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
'^' RBR Landmarks: 12 Pts: 220 Miles: 914

 

I bet she enjoyed that.

ROTFL.

 

I thought that was a silly question, after I hit send.

 

Tha reminds me:

In addition to clothing and personal effects, I managed to load the
Ducati with:

One five-litre box of red wine
Ditto box of white
Two bottles of nice Burgundy rose.
A whole Brie
Chunk of Roqufort
Tub of duck pate
A dozen tins of 1664
A six-pack of Chimay beer: two red (9%0, two white (8%) and two blue
(7%).
Two large tins of cous-cous veg.
Half a dozen packs fo French sauces (strongly recommended - they use
rather good recipes)
Two large saucissons
One chorizo
A kilo of coffee
A kilo of Belgian chocolates, purchased in that cracking shop-cum-cafe
in Chimay
A large net of garlic
A kilo of rolling tobacco (for mechanic in local dealer)

Who needs a Wing's luggage capacity, anyway?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older

Me, apparently. I filled the BlingMobile's capacious lockers and holds
to capacity.

Then I passed a van on the péage, who flashed his headlights. I looked
down to see one of the topbox lids swinging gently out at an angle to
the rest of the bike.

I'd *nearly* got the thing stopped when the cunting lid fell off,
mangling a speaker in the process. Grrr...

I'm still trying to work out whether anything fell out of the pannier. I
*think* not.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

"Snacks".

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ginge

Laugh not. The folks with him on the way to the hotel were complaining
that Monz's fuel range is less than his Gixxer's.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Yep - that was pretty much my conclusion once I'd got past the initial
"boggle" stage.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Paul Corfield

Oh be fair, he has to keep his spare socks *somewhere*

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

It did )

PS. It still wheelied out of the tolls... well it would have been rude not
to.

 

Dunno, but he was doing that in the hotel car park as well. Maybe it's some
sort of evaporative emissions test or summat.

 

It never ceases to amaze me, people go to the beach, see scantilly glad
men and women in swim suits that are so tight it leaves little to the
imagination.

Yet the seem incapable of accepting a man in underpants in public. And I
kept my bollocks hidden

 

Most times.