SCOOTERS ARE SUPERIOR TO RUSTY UK BUCKETS OF BOLTS

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by urbanasphalt, Jul 3, 2005.

  1. urbanasphalt

    veal Guest

    The writing is on the wall

    UK bikes number 1!

    Scooter him number 10!

    You fucky off learn gear change now!
     
    veal, Jul 7, 2005
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  2. urbanasphalt

    Catman Guest

    Ahh yes, I remember. The rednecks couldn't handle them.
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    Catman, Jul 7, 2005
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  3. urbanasphalt

    Catman Guest

    Child, there is no such thing as American English. Now go find your mommy
    and tell her you've been using the set top box without her permission
    again.
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    Catman, Jul 7, 2005
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  4. urbanasphalt

    Catman Guest

    LOL
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    Catman, Jul 7, 2005
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  5. urbanasphalt

    urbanasphalt Guest

    "The 'little Englander' wrote..."Child, there is no such thing as
    American English..."

    ***

    You are daft (English regionalism).
    You are mad (English regionalism).

    Learn standard, proper English.

    Your accent must be an incomprehensible argot unfit for broadcasting.

    Limey gear-shifting sod! (2 regionalisms).

    Roundabouts? Bwahahahahahahaha!
     
    urbanasphalt, Jul 7, 2005
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  6. urbanasphalt

    Catman Guest

    Like your colonial version?

    YYW. back to school now isn't it, or are you too busy trying to mate with
    your cousin?
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    Catman, Jul 7, 2005
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  7. urbanasphalt

    osvif Guest

    English is a dynamic living language with many words being added per
    annum as well as others having their meaning altered. If you want to
    live in a world where the language is stale and static there is a
    country called France which would meet your needs.
     
    osvif, Jul 7, 2005
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  8. urbanasphalt

    urbanasphalt Guest

    YYW? What sort of internet geek-speak is that?

    American Engllish IS standard English in today's world, not some
    'little Englander' slang.

    Enough of this crap. Go and turn on your 'telly'. Now!

    You are truly demented, for you are totally unaware of what is standard
    English and what is your own provincial dialect.

    Oh, and it's 'curb', rather than 'kerb'.

    Gear-shifting rotter! (regionalism)
     
    urbanasphalt, Jul 7, 2005
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  9. urbanasphalt

    Cab Guest

    That is :

    a. A very poor troll or
    b. A post from someone very ignorant

    I can't figure out which.
     
    Cab, Jul 7, 2005
    #29
  10. urbanasphalt

    Catman Guest

    Deluded fool
    Why? Is your sister starring in another X-rated movie?



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    Catman, Jul 7, 2005
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  11. Catman wrote
    Exactly. Was it because of it's blandness on the ear that is was called
    Standard English, before it became US English that is?
     
    steve auvache, Jul 7, 2005
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  12. wrote
    Go get a life will you. There is 3 times more fucking wogs in India
    alone speak English than there is merkins in total and they speak
    Queen's.

    Out of interest how many merkins speak Spanish these days and is it
    Standard Spanish?
     
    steve auvache, Jul 7, 2005
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  13. urbanasphalt

    Ace Guest

    Do they 'eck as like. Indian English, while much closer to so-called
    'Standard' english of a hundred years ago, is still quite a long way
    removed from what it was then, and much further away from 'Queens
    English' than that. Not that such a thing exists anyway.

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    Ace, Jul 7, 2005
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  14. Ace wrote
    Whose fucking side are you on?

    Oh hang on I forgot, you don't live in an English speaking country any
    more do you.

    Like you say the language moves on.
     
    steve auvache, Jul 7, 2005
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  15. wrote:

    Nothing...

    Do you breath out of your mouth?

    We will be back at work Tomorrow.
     
    Jason Hagerty, Jul 7, 2005
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  16. The way it is?..
     
    Jason Hagerty, Jul 7, 2005
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  17. urbanasphalt

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    **** off you boring wanker.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Jul 7, 2005
    #37
  18. urbanasphalt

    Tim Guest

    WRONG!!!
     
    Tim, Jul 7, 2005
    #38
  19. urbanasphalt

    Fr Jack Guest

    Loads in Boston, Mass. - where do you think that is, you tit!
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    Fr Jack, Jul 7, 2005
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  20. urbanasphalt

    urbanasphalt Guest

    ___


    Wanker is a regionalism! Truly, you know nothing!
     
    urbanasphalt, Jul 8, 2005
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