SCOOTERS ARE SUPERIOR TO RUSTY UK BUCKETS OF BOLTS

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by urbanasphalt, Jul 3, 2005.

  1. urbanasphalt

    urbanasphalt Guest

    Yep. The writing is on the wall. UK bikes (are there any left?
    hahahahahahahaha) are useless remnants fit for ironic troglodytes.

    The will of the people!
     
    urbanasphalt, Jul 3, 2005
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  2. Young or Smith?

    Carling, or possibly Hay.
     
    Colonel Tupperware, Jul 3, 2005
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  3. urbanasphalt

    YTC449 Guest

    The will of the people!
    A knobhead like this Troll wouldn't even know who Will Hay was.

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  4. urbanasphalt

    urbanasphalt Guest

    Yep. Never heard of Will Hay. Why would you sods and rotters assume
    that a share your prediliction for quaint, regional UK culture.
     
    urbanasphalt, Jul 3, 2005
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  5. urbanasphalt

    urbanasphalt Guest

    Yep. Never heard of Will Hay. Why would you sods and rotters assume
    that I share your prediliction for quaint, regional UK culture.

    Run along now and continue leading your gray (grey), dull lives in the
    UK.

    Pasty-faced dullards, dipshits and morons!
     
    urbanasphalt, Jul 3, 2005
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  6. urbanasphalt

    Catman Guest

    Or, indeed, English.
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    Catman, Jul 3, 2005
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  7. urbanasphalt

    urbanasphalt Guest

    Yep. Never heard of Will Hay. Why would you sods and rotters assume
    that I share your prediliction for quaint, regional UK culture.

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    Or, indeed, English..." wrote a Sod and Rotter.

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    Typos exist, O perfidious Englishman.

    You used sneaky tactics to win the 2012 Olympics.

    You are drug dealers and FAKE motorcyclists.
     
    urbanasphalt, Jul 6, 2005
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  8. urbanasphalt

    BGN Guest

    Quick! Hide!
     
    BGN, Jul 6, 2005
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  9. urbanasphalt

    Catman Guest

    Does that mean we ride fake motorcylces [1] or that we don't really ride
    [2], do you think?

    [1] What would one of them be?
    [2] Well that would account for the traffic crawling I did to Marble Arch
    today
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    Catman, Jul 6, 2005
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  10. urbanasphalt

    Catman Guest

    You see? you don't even understand what I meant.



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    Catman, Jul 6, 2005
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  11. urbanasphalt

    BGN Guest

    Perhaps a fake motorcycle is similar to a fake motorbike?
     
    BGN, Jul 6, 2005
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  12. urbanasphalt

    Catman Guest

    Hmmm. Can't say I'm familiar with those either, but they *sound*
    similar......
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    Catman, Jul 6, 2005
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  13. urbanasphalt

    urbanasphalt Guest

    Typos exist, O perfidious Englishman.
    You see? you don't even understand what I meant.
     
    urbanasphalt, Jul 7, 2005
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  14. urbanasphalt

    urbanasphalt Guest

    "Traffic crawling"? A regionalism!
     
    urbanasphalt, Jul 7, 2005
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  15. urbanasphalt

    Catman Guest

    If you could use english, and understand the written word, you would
    understand that that is not what I intended to be.
    I am? How quaint. Pick your roundabout, scooterboi.
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    Catman, Jul 7, 2005
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  16. urbanasphalt

    Catman Guest

    Yep. Definitley problems with english comprehension.
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    Catman, Jul 7, 2005
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  17. urbanasphalt

    Tim Guest

    Neither do you and your sig-separator is broken.
     
    Tim, Jul 7, 2005
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  18. urbanasphalt

    urbanasphalt Guest

    Roundabout? Another regionalism!

    Ain't none of those in the USA, you gear-shifting cruds!
     
    urbanasphalt, Jul 7, 2005
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  19. urbanasphalt

    urbanasphalt Guest

    "...If you could use english, and understand the written word, you
    would understand that that is not what I intended to be..."

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    Give it up, dipshit. You are obviously incapable of expressing yourself
    in a comprehensible manner. Your loss, not mine.

    Most Englishmen fail to realiz(s)e that a large part of their language
    is nothing more than a local 'patois', far removed from the standard.
    What's the standard, you churlish louts may ask? American English!
    Start weeping!
     
    urbanasphalt, Jul 7, 2005
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  20. urbanasphalt

    urbanasphalt Guest

    What the **** is a "sig-separator"? Internet geek-speak? You people
    speak and write a minor variant of the English language AND you have
    embraced absurd internet linguistic conventions.

    Get a life, morons!
     
    urbanasphalt, Jul 7, 2005
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