Scooter robbers epic fail

?great footage, an old lady sets upon robbers in high street

http://www.itv.com/anglia/armed-robbery-footage07521/

 

Excellent. I do wish the media would refer to scooters as scooters
though, not "mopeds". The scooter on the deck looked like a proper one
too, not one of these modern restricted POS. Chrome mirrors and
everything.

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Anyone seen Donegal Paul lately?

 

Outrageous, can't they read the traffic signs?

 

More shocking is the total lack of interest from any other bystanders
(including the cameraman) until the old lady puts the gang to flight.

Tim

 

So you'd go wading in against six blokes, two with sledge hammers & all
of them probably with knives? Fucked if I would unless it was clear
lots of other people were coming with me.

 

Indeed. Trouble is with kids today is that they don't know how to have a
decent ruck. Unlike that old burd who was probably some biker bitch from
way back when we had the mods and the rockers and you can take it from me
some of those rocker burds were fucking hard and I have got the scars to
prove it.

 

P.S. unless I was in the Jeep, in which case a game of scooter-skittles
would commence.

 

No problem. 6 blokes, at least 4 will run. As long as you can stay on
your feet the only one you have to worry about is the one who stands his
ground. If you can hurt him quickly you win.

 

Heheheh, it was on TV last night ... 'they' should give her a medal ...
or better still double her pension!

 

I'm pretty quick on my feet. I reckon I could outsprint most folk. ;-)

Tim

 

What was "great" about it was the **** taking the video did **** all (like
every other fucker on the street) until the little owd bugger had one of
them pinned to the ground. Then every **** rushed in in true heroic fashion.

Cowardly set of cunts, the lot of 'em.

 

Pity the bloke in the Transit narrowly missed 'em.

 

It's a Vespa LXV 125.
Twist and go, but metal bodied

 

Oi beardie!

I think you are referring to the POS Vespa (granted) twist and go POS
moped.

'twas still a ped, not a scooter.

--
Donnie
"**** the world, it's time to fight back"

Lambretta Series 2 186cc "The Shitter"
Lambretta LD 175cc "The Chopper"
Honda CB500R "Look out, Donnie's about!"

 

F*cking ding, it's only money. When he was arranging money deliveries
many moons ago my father used to moan about have go employees because
if they managed to get themselves killed it cost a whole lot more than
losing the dosh[1] - which was insured anyway.

[1] Financial and emotional