Scooter buyers guide?

Hell the Vespa 180 will cruise at 110 two up (roughly 150Kg the pair of us)

JL

 

They've had trouble selling scooter-only magazines so they've started
combining special-interest magazines:
Look for Scooters and Hooters, Shooters and Scooters, Scooters and 'Puters,
Rooters with Scooters, and Bankers and Wankers (special scooter sealed
section).
There's also the post tsunami report of looters-with-scooters and the
Indian castrati special "neuters on scooters". (and the local version of
"hightimes" magazine's feature; "Dopeheads on Mopeds")
Failing that there's an Orthodox Jewish scooter mag "Kikes on Bikes"
(featuring the hava-nagila Aprilla!)

 

<applause>

 

That's not a bike, that's a cruiser.

GB

 

Thanks to everyone for your help on scooters. I've started my research
on scooters thanks to your guidance.

Clem, this response is funky! It has that larrakin "I'm a smart arse
but I won't tell you directly" feel to it.

I'm going to email it to my mates, they'll love it!

Cheers,

Noodle.

 

I see Yamaha still sell the T-Max. It's some 30kg lighter, smaller in
every direction, infinitely less of a pig-ugly abomination on wheels and
has a far less stupid name than the Burgman.

 

<SNIP>

http://www.aussiescooters.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=361#361

DJ! - OzDJ

http://phlog.net/user/OzDJ

 

Hell, for 20 bucks I can sell him a little scooter that he can carry on the
bus/tram/train when it rains!

 

Stop trying to sell your wheelchair for beer money, Pete,
it ain't dignified (and you've got done busted it anyhow ...)

-----sharks

 

Now there's an idea!

 

Yeah better make the most of it while they last.. people who ride
scooters don't have any mates...

Nev..
'04 CBR1100XX

 

This person does:
http://antigramp.an.funpic.org/scooter.jpg
(note the helmet adornment)

Gary