Scooter Boi down

DP binned the scooter yesterday.

Sounds like the scooter is fucked.

Himself didn't get away so lightly. He's currently in hospital sporting
a broken arm, a kneecap that has been quartered and an open compound
fracture somewhere.

 

Eww, sounds nasty.

Pass on GWS to him

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)
My Bike 2000 Honda CB500
M'boy's Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Heavily fortified)

BOTAFOT #140, DIAABTCOD #26

 

Binned , or was taken out by a car?

Eeeep!
Pass on the usual GWS
--
Alex

YZF 600

"I laugh in the face of danger"

"Then I hide until it goes away"

www.upce.org.uk
www.drzoidberg.co.uk

 

Ouch. Well, it was always gonna happen. Usually people don't suffer as
badly on their first bin, though. Did he hit something?

 

You can't get knocked up on your first time?

 

It's only a scooter

Ouch and ouch again. GWS.

 

OH, the poor busted fuker.

Lemme know which ward he's in Michael - I'll nip over and take the
grapes and the piss.

 

Heh, grapes being the word if he's laying in bed 24/7 ;-)

 

Best to just take the grapes, unless you've got it in a sterile bottle.

 

petrolcan wrote

So there is a God after all.

Tell him he is a ****.

 

the cont known as The Older Gentleman says...

The back end of a car by the sounds of things. I'm going to see him
shortly so I can rip the piss and get the real story.

 

the cont known as Pip says...

Oh yes.

Most definitely

 

clumsy arse.

Not all bad then.

Ouch.

Tell him GWS.

 

Scooters are dangerous. Course being Irish the kneecapping can be
extrapolated for future stories can't it?

Sounds nasty though - bet he wasn't doing more then 20mph too ;-)

 

It might have been down a hill.
--
Alex

YZF 600

"I laugh in the face of danger"

"Then I hide until it goes away"

www.upce.org.uk
www.drzoidberg.co.uk

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember petrolcan

He'll mend; and it's only a scooter.

Ffs, I thought there might have been something serious up.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

Clumsy twat!

Good Thing

Bad Thing

Pass on my GWS to the silly bugger!

 

petrolcan says...

Clumsy ****, tell him to get a proper bike while you're giving him my
best wishes for a speedy recovery.

 

the cont known as Lozzo says...

Turns out the kneecap *was* the open compound fracture and the broken
arm is actually his wrist.

Well the latest is that he was on the operating table this afternoon
and they have patched up the kneecap and closed the wound. He is now
sporting a cast from his hip to his ankle. They've splinted the wrist.
He's also sporting various cuts and bruises.

He's been called a **** and described that as an accurate description.

 

Ouch! GWS DP.