School Zone Malarky

Good lord! An aspiring politician has told us bullshit. What in the world
will happen next?

Conehead

 

pants on fire

 

1992 VFR400 , a right awesome ride
Shinko tyres $130 rear , but lasts a lot longer than the $250 tyres

 

More than likely, spent half the day fault finding the ABS on the K1100RS
(ABS 1) finally sorted it.

Boxer

 

I was not informed of this by my departmental officers.

Boxer

 

Hey that's the operation Conehead had isn't it?

 

I wish.

Conehead

 

The prostrate or the castigation?

 

He'll get elected, dummy! Didn't Theo leave you with *any* notes?


Gary

 

Me neither. That's settled then

 

You too huh. Yes, I collected thirty-odd of those tonight.
Suddenly I've got time to post on ausmoto, clean the windows,
oil the chain, do the dishes....

GB

 

He wouldn't even let change his "dressings".

Hammo

 

Not the only one. Anyone remember seeing the Grant Evans bridge over the Hume
just south of Sydney? Grant Evans was a truckie who died when two vicious
teenage creeps chucked a huge lump of concrete off the bridge... into the
cabin of his truck.

Passing under a bridge always sets my teeth on edge; it wouldn't take much of
a rock to damage a motorcyclist in these circumstances. That's why so many of
the pedestrian bridges over the Hume (and other places) have those weird
inward-leaning fences. Sorry, can't find a link.

Gary (RIP Grant)

 

We have outward-leaning ones that seem to have the same purpose.
http://www.landliving.com/image/craigieburn5.jpg
http://www.landliving.com/image/craigieburn6.jpg
http://www.archmedia.com.au/resources/aa/2005/07/images/120106.jpg

 

Apologies, forgot to trim.

Regards, Andrew.

 

Actually, Gary, I'm pretty sure there were three creeps, and one of them
was 23 or 24 at the time.

 

Jesus Andrew, we all just spent a whole lot of effort convincing him you
were right! Sometimes I wonder why I bother. (sometimes I wander)

Moike

 

Doesn't even have to be a rock. In 1984, I was passing under a bridge
around 2am in the morning and had a 300ml carton of cream dropped on my
windscreen. At 80mph, the carton had enough mass to come through the screen
and spread right over it causing total lack of visibility. Jumping on the
brakes was the only choice, Luckily I stopped just short of running the car
up an embankment. I reported it to the police, the previous week someone was
put in hospital at the same place with a bottle of milk. And yes with the
windscreen kicked out it did decide to rain on the way home as well.

Getting the smell of sour cream out of the west of england cloth headlining
took a while.

Al

 

I hope you're joking but i fear that you're telling the truth

JL

 

Quit your bloody whingin' you two, it takes us considerably longer to
generate this crap that it takes you guys to mark it !

JL
(6 weeks to go and counting, well actually 5 weeks,5days and 16 hours)