School holidays

Clues for those who can't work out when the school holidays are:

1. Shopping centres full of kids,

2. Workmates on holidays,

3. No traffic outside the schools.


Hope this helps,

Brett
R80

 

Sorry paul - they were 'general' clues - not specifically for you.
You might have to modify them for your own use.

Brett
R80

 

Some mob in Queensland wanted to make 40ks in school zones apply at all
times, every day of the year.

 

There's no shortage of idiots, is there. Relating to another post, that
there was a problem here as well with people exceeding the limit when the
school wasn't open, because it was not a general school holiday. They told
the court that their kid went to that school and they knew it was closed.
Judge told the Police prosecutor he was an idiot.

I drive past three schools before I get to a shopping centre, and I don't
often go to shopping centres anyway. Only one of our employees has scholl
age kids and his wife doesn't work so he doesn't have time off during school
holidays. Be a bit hard to have the whole 12-14 weeks a year off anyway. At
2:30 pm, from when the restrictions apply, there are no kids or mum's and
dad's outside the schools. Typically the parents arrive five minutes before
school is dismissed, ten minutes later there's not a kid, parent, or teacher
in sight, but we still have to drive at 40 km/h for an hour and a half.
Makes more sense in the morning.

Theo

 

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They wear sandals?

 

<Shit!>
Oh yes, some retarded fundamentalist religious school, make all the kids
wear scholls, and only serve fish sandwiches in the tuck shop.

Theo
<trying to cover his arse>

 

What did the fish like on their sandwiches?...Fish paste?...

That's the sort of mental image I'd expect from a Clem post...

 

I said it was a religious school. Every morning the tuck shop got their
delivery of three loaves of bread and five fish to feed all the kids.

Theo

 

Oh; OK then...

 

Worms, yabbies, squid, mullet-guts, anything!
They loved them so much they'd always wait with baited breath!

 

That always bugged me at school.
They used to always go on about "The loaves and the fishes" but the plural
of fish is FISH!!
Sheesh; if they haven't got that simple thing right..........

 

Those fish must've been been busy...

 

And the plural of 'loaf' is 'loafers'.

-----sharks

 

Yeah, but fishes is a lot more fish.

Theo

 

A pair of slippers?

 

nah, sharks have flippers, not slippers...

big

 

Just cruise past your local halfpipe. If there are a couple of kids
there, it's a school day; If there are lots of kids there, it's not a
school day; if there are no kids there, watch your speedo, there are
probably cops nearby.

Nev..
'03 ZX12R

 

What about when they quoted "I will make you fishes of men"?
If I had been there and heard that I would have run for my life.

 

When you eat a fish you should discard the bones and the Fischers Z.