Saw a dream today

Hello, my name is pender. It is not my real name. I have been a lurker here
for a good long while. Mr. JayT encouraged me to break the silence and
introduce myself. I am doing that. Don't you think this demonstrates my
willingness to get along with others?

I live in the metroplex and I like motorcycles. I ride an '05 Softtail
Deluxe, it is black black cherry. There are many like it but this one is
mine. I have recently taken to riding alone because my old partner moved
away and he is no longer available to ride. My other riding buddy still
loves his wife and she won't let him ride. So often I ride alone. This makes
me introspective and morose.

In an effort to reestablish ties with normal humans, I am introducing myself
to you all in hopes that we might ride together sometime.

Usually I ride east, Tyler, Longview, even Bowie County, or North to Sanger,
Pilot Point, Sherman, Texoma, you get the picture. Most of my rides are
evenings, on my day off(Tuesday) or rarely on Thursday afternoons. I have
very busy weekends so I don't ride much on Sat/Sun. I would enjoy riding
with others for a change.

My personal information is on file with the Texas Department of Corrections
and various local constabularies. I am of course, innocent of all charges.

I am tall and very good looking. I am married and have children, now all
gone away from home. Except my wife. She is still here. I was voted most
likely to succeed by someone over 40 years ago.
My favorite song is currently "Devil's Arcade", my favorite color is clear,
and I secretly find chubby girls to be very attractive. I get messages from
the radio which no one else can hear.

I want to thank Mr. JayT for encouraging me to get involved with the group.
After some of you get to know me, you can do whatever you wish to Mr. JayT.

Seriously. I would really like to ride. Any of you who are free on weekdays,
please let me know. If you are in other cities, it is ok. I love to go out
if I have a reason to.


pender

Oh yea, the subject line. Yesterday I saw a big black man riding an all
white 1967 Honda 305 Dream with a bent back wheel. It was near 190 and
Brand Road in Garland. Was that any of you? Have any of you seen this
fellow?

 

You will fit in with the rest of us missfits.Give me a call.I'll ride with
ya.

 

That would be RedShad's Mentor. I can't think of his name right now.

.....louie

 

I represent that remark(sic missfits).

Thanks Ed. Do ankle devices trouble anyone?

pender

 

Big 1, Can you meet me in Waco about noon?

....louie

 

Brandon, or maybe Charles.

looked like a Charles.

Gotta go to a wedding. Not mine.

pender

 

I can't if you have one.The signal it emmits conflicts with mine.

 

That was me!

It's not really bent, I was just leaning the other way!

 

"ankle devices"? Nah, we encourage them....it helps trip the traffic
lights!

 

Well 'pender' you are gonna fit right in with this smart ass little
texas forum of AssEnds. Some bigger than others, but it all balances out
if one doesnt care who they usenet with.

Pender you apparantly live right in the mix of some ''real riding
rascals'', you do.

There's acouple of them, who will ride 300 miles for a piece of pie.

Their leader, and he know who he is, often depends too much, on his
''route and trip electronic device'', and lets it steer him down gravel
roads, and often in water over the footpegs. Just trying to help you in
your prepare'ness, when and if you ever hook up with the mentioned
Senior Citizen Riding Rascals, gang. (commonly called
SCRR. <g>

Hope you will always try to respond to what ever is ''told'' around
here, say something if its nothing. I often say somethig that really is
nothing.

You'll find that users on here, will often sound like one person on one
thread, and an entirely different person on another.That takes talent,
''my new usenet friendly''. Bjay.aka.MrJayT.Fuss
Monday afternoon about 520 oclock.

 

Since you are a usenet discussion group rookie, and you seem to sorta
have a little bit of confidence in me, at this time. You might not later
on, but that's life, I want to offer a ''responding advisement'' okay.

Here it is: It is easier for others to stay up with your responding
thoughts of wisdom, if you wouldnt ''Top Post'',

The norm' is to, type your responses at the bottom of what others have
written...(something like that)

you'll figger' it out. Maybe BigEd will chime in and offer some advice.

MrjayT=====