Saturday (Nov 17) Ride

We're plannin' on ridin' tomorrow. Who's in?

Meet in Mesquite, Irving, Arlington or Ft Worth?

 

Where we meeting and what time? I promise - no dancing with the bike this
time. ;-)

 

Well how was Saturdays ride? No report??

Redshad

 

Yeah.................I wanna hear about it. Maybe he is in the
choreagraphic stage of putting a ride chronicle together...reckon? /
bjay/

 

No...I recon they were pussys and stayed home..lol.

Redshad

 

Usenet Pussys?

 

Yep..No riding Usenet Pussys.

Redshad

 

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

--
Ed Hart
Growing Old Is Mandatory
Growing Up Is Optional

 

Got your bike back yet Big Ed?

Redshad

 

--Yep, either that or he is putting together one helluva Solo Ride
report...rectum?

 

Other-wise....WTF. -bjay-

 

Well pussies or not I never did hear anything about a meeting time and
place. BW and I spoke a bit about a 3 day ride south of the border for
Friday but we haven't talked since then.

I guess we all get to stay inside where it's warm and cozy instead of
being manly men and riding through the cold and wind and rain. Now who
wouldn't want to be included in that kind of fun, eh? ;-)

 

I will try tomorrow.I might be in town for the holidays.Wife is havin' some
problems.I will let ya know.

 

Okay, since you insist!!!

I rode out on the Hurricane. Typical type ride. I was in search of
some nice roads that I could ride the edge off the tires. I got on one
highway that I'd been hearing about which had about 40 miles of
twists, turns, straights and long curves. This road had it all...and
then some. I was out there hot-doggin' and having a good time. Being
on the Hurricane, I wasn't busting the barrier...just seeing what it'd
do. I found one turn that got me down so low I had ended up grinding
off the outside edge of my boot and about 1/8th of an inch of peg.
Man, that was a turn! I figured it worked out good since I've had my
eye on a new set of rears and having a lopsided set of pegs is a good
excuse. Toward the end of the road I came up fast behind a pickup in a
curve. The truck was typical republican redneck that was going WAY
under the speed limit. I shot out around him and upshifted a couple
gears. I came topping the hill and started down. As I popped the
Hurricane back into the lane, I looked up to find a TDPS trooper
sitting at the bottom of the hill. "SHIT!!!". I looked down and my
speedometer was reading right around 70mph. I figured that I was safe
on the highway since I wasn't going that fast. Yeah, right! Mr. State
Trooper was flagging me over. I pulled over thinking he was just going
to look at my bike and tell me how neat he thought I was by passing
that pickup in wholesale fashion. I flipped up the visor and he said
"I caught you going 70mph as you passed that truck, is there a medical
reason why you're going that fast?". In a joking manner, I replied
"does alzheimers count?". He looked at me and said "you have
alzheimers?". I said "I don't know...I forgot". I then said "70? I
don't believe I was going that fast...are you sure about that?". He
said "yes, you were going 70". He then asked to see my DL and
insurance. He went to his car and got his clipboard and I was sitting
there thinking "shit, another ticket that I have to beat". He got done
and told me he was giving me a warning for the speed. I said "shit, I
didn't think you guys gave those things anymore". He said "well, we're
out here looking for these sportbikes....but you're going about 50mph
slower than the one's we're catching". WTF? First I get pulled over,
then I get called a "usenet pussy" by a state trooper that's writing
me a warning ticket and telling me I'm not going fast enough to get a
ticket! I told him real quick that before he starts in on the "going
too slow" shit, he should've seen my riding in the curves. I even
showed him my boot and peg that I shaved off!!!

WTF???

I just went back home and went back to bed!!!

 

I would've invited you, but I herd your radio is busted and causing
your bike to not run....

 

I'm going to give up on these rides. I believe Louie has the right
idea...just sell out the bikes and move on.

Between the riders taking a stroll through the tulips and barbed wire,
and being called a usenet pussy by a state trooper for not going fast
enough to get a ticket, I'm about done.

I'm heading to Borneo!!!

 

That is really a sad story Brian. I guess you will have to get a cruiser.

 

Damn dude,,,,For as much as you get pulled over, you are lucky they
dont throw you under the jail..lol.

Redshad

 

Now that is a nice, exciting Solo Ride Report, if I ever saw one.
Thanks. <bjay>

 

To Borneo for Thanksgiving....hmmmmm...good idea. <bjay>