Sat here waiting for the phone to ring.

Bikes in the garage getting rear suspension link bushes replaced. Hopefully
it'll be finished so I can take advantage of the good weather.

Geezer said it'll cost £90.00, does that sound about right?

 

Plus tip.

 

I just phoned to find out how its going, he told me to give him a call again
at three. I said it's already 25 to 5.
Oh in that case it'll not be ready till monday lunch time then.

You what? What a feckin tosser, last time he's gonna be doing any work on my
bike. Twat.

 

With any luck, that will be the last time you post here.

Or learn to do it correctly - post at the bottom, twat.

 

Since when have I had to take notice of you fuckwit.

 

Snot just me, here you go:
http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html

Section 10.3 applies.

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Cataractonium"

You put a bike in on a Saturday and expect it to be ready? Saturday
being the busiest day for most small bike shops, I'm not surprised he
didn't know what time it was; he's probably been working his bollocks
off all day and finally got around to starting on yours. Often an
unexpectedly awkward piece of shit can cause all sorts of holdups - it's
quite likely the plan was to start on yours this morning but something
happened to screw that plan.

Perhaps yours was the unexpectedly awkward pos. Getting knackered
suspension linkages off can be a right bugger, sometimes.

Oh, and post at the bottom, please, like what this is.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

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Just get with the program and post at the bottom eh, twat

--
Dan L (Oldbloke)
My Bike 2000 Honda CB500
M'boy's Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Heavily fortified)

BOTAFOT #140, DIAABTCOD #26

 

Cataractonium wrote (Top Posted[1]):

Well, you don't of course. You can be the sort of "webel" **** that
ploughs your own lonely furrow. Enjoy.

Of course, that sort of attitude can lead to your bike mysteriously
ending up last on the list at a workshop. But hey! You've made your
point.

Well done.

[1] I would have sorted the context out, but frankly you're not worth
it.