Santa banned from Bullring

Yeah, but did the Virgin Mary menstruate?

 

Where do you think the name Bloody Mary came from?

 

Quakers.

 

No you didn't. We asked but the policy document that contained this
instruction wasn't forthcoming.

 

She shouldn't have jacked until Xmas eve (or whenever she wanted to quit).
They'd have had fun recruiting a replacement.

 

I did supply evidence - I was instructed to use the term chalkboard
instead of blackboard when I was a teaching assistant in a school.

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A few years back, someone in B'ham City Council tourism/marketing dept. came
up with the word 'Winterval', to cover the whole winter period and the
religious festivals which occur therein - Christmas included. The press got
hold of this and decided that Winterval was used INSTEAD of Christmas and
informed the rest of the world that Brum had banned Christmas in case it
offended followers of other religions.

From then onwards, there's been a game to see who can come up with the most
ridiculous story about 'politically correct' Brum and it's denial of
Christianity. The latest is that council employees aren't allowed to give
Christmas cards to colleagues. Another complete myth.

 

jsp wrote

Capitalism.

 

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You divorced her? You married her??

 

Ferger says...

There's nothing wrong with that where I come from. I used to date one of
my first cousins.

 

jsp secured a place in history by writing:

Orthodox Consumerism

 

Oh yes. When's your piss up again?

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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Jez

Which, in fairness, would (in a right thinking world) have lead to that
person being hung up by their pubes and beaten to a bloody pulp with a
large blunt object.

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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Cane

Bwahaahahaaa!

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The Real Thing.
Coca Cola.

 

Far too lenient IMO

 

Lozzo secured a place in history by writing:

I always wanted to, but we never got past the point of 'exploring our
bodies' under the bed with a bike lamp. Looking at her now, this was a
*good thing*.

 

Ferger says...

Way, way TMI.

 

Lozzo secured a place in history by writing:

Heh. Two innocent 5 year olds do what 5 year olds do and it's TMI. Lozza
owns up to shagging his cousin and no-one bats an eyelid.

 

Ferger says...

Who mentioned shagging? All I said was we'd dated.