Santa banned from Bullring

Hardly necessary. No way would you have thought it up
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www.caneisapuppetpresident.org.uk

 

Like the bullshit that pops up here every couple of months about how
blackboards are banned, and are now chalkboards. No-one's ever
supplied any evidence; the reason being that it's simply not true.

 

I was thinking about this earlier. You know how you have a
pathetically addictive personality, and get really "into" your hobbies
- one week it's guitars, the next week it's plastic dinosaurs, then
the being poofy week, then losing weight, etc....

Pound to a penny you're going to be the world most enthusiastic
evangelical Christian before you're 55.

 

Apologists.
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Can anyone provide evidence that any of the christmas renaming or banning
instructions actually happened?

Council minutes, circulars or press releases etc. Or is this the usual
friend of a friend read it in the paper type shit?

 

<brain explodes>

 

No. Even in the original thing posted here, it said "may be banned".
Well, Christ, farting *may* be banned.

It's the "anti-PC" brigade, wielding their own petty grievances for no
real reason.

 

sweller wrote

No it won't. It won't be interesting at all. It will be fucking sad is
what it will be.

 

Ben Blaney wrote

lol

 

Yeah, Christ farting may offend a few religious types.


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The speccy Geordie twat.

 

I bet he did though. And he almost certainly pissed an shat as well.
Whether he was prone to a quick one off the wrist or if he had othere
ways of relief is not documented.

 

Did they inherit his special powers then?

 

If he didn't it might explain how he ascended to heaven.

Y'know I've never come across any mention of theologians debating this.
Angels per pin-head, yes, but the bodily functions of our saviour, not a
word.


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The speccy Geordie twat.

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "^..^ Lone Wolf"

It's probably not true... but...

Problem is that when somebody comes up with a daft idea, they're not
told to sit down and stop talking shit. Often they're taken seriously
and the daft idea's given reign for a while, eventually resulting in a
backlash which does their cause no good whatsoever.

Good fun, though, seeing how mad it gets.

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It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Cane"

Now you're getting it. Before you know it, you'll be all touchy-feely
and full of goodwill towards your fellow man or woman or
genderly-neutralled person. Except those who don't give a ****, of
course.

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#Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord.

 

So you might as well get used to the fact that Heather's going to
leave you and shack up with me.

In fact, thinking about it: she might murder you on the way out of the
door. Try to keep the Merc in good nick, there's a good chap.

 

alt.binaries.pictures.omnipotent-beings.facials

 

I was in a session at work a few months ago where we were told not to
call it brainstorming, but to call it "brain skydiving" instead.

Or something like that. It was bollocks.