Santa banned from Bullring

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Lozzo, Nov 9, 2004.

  1. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    Apparently he may be deemed offensive to other religions.

    I'm waiting to see how long it is before Diwali, or any other religious
    celebrations, are be banned there.
     
    Lozzo, Nov 9, 2004
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    Ben Guest

    This is Birmingham you're talking about.
     
    Ben, Nov 9, 2004
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    flash Guest

    Just so long as the fuckers leave Father Christmas alone.
     
    flash, Nov 9, 2004
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    darsy Guest

    dyslexic satanists.
     
    darsy, Nov 9, 2004
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    AndrewR Guest

    What, religions other than the ones that worship Santa?


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  6. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    AndrewR says...
    According to the local council, who instigated the ban, Santa is seen as
    a religious figure as he represents Christmas, a christian festival.

    I think we should ban having cows in the Bullring, because the Seikhs
    worship them.
     
    Lozzo, Nov 9, 2004
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    Cab Guest

    Lozzo bored us all completely to death with wittery prose along the
    lines of:
    He was a nasty bastard, by all accounts.

    BTW, I fail to see how Santa can be construed as religious [1], after
    all he was invented by Coca Cola [2]

    [1] Fucking blatant comercialism more like.
    [2] http://www.cokebuddy.com.au/about_santa.asp
     
    Cab, Nov 9, 2004
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  8. Lozzo

    AndrewR Guest

    I set 'em up, you knock 'em down.


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    darsy Guest

    someone had to do it, and I'm *very* bored today.
     
    darsy, Nov 9, 2004
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  10. Lozzo

    AndrewR Guest

    So we're trying to keep it a secret from the heathens that Christians have
    religious festivals and when they are, or what?
    I say we have a worldwide contest to find the most devout person of each
    religion.

    When we've got them we tell them that the first one back with a report on
    what is truly on the other side wins and then we shoot them.

    If none of the first lot come back we'll go back to step 1.


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    AndrewR, Nov 9, 2004
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    AndrewR Guest

    Oh no he wasn't ... http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/santa.asp


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    AndrewR, Nov 9, 2004
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    Steve Parry Guest

    In
    Where was this reported Loz?


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    darsy Guest

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    Ben Blaney Guest

    I find Santa quite offensive, and fully support this ban.
     
    Ben Blaney, Nov 9, 2004
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  16. Er Sikhs don't worship bulls

    andy
     
    Andy Broadhurst, Nov 9, 2004
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  17. Lozzo

    Ben Blaney Guest

    Ramadan is fucking rubbish. Still, only a week to go.

    Went out for a nice Iftar meal on a supplier last night, though, so
    it's not all bad.
     
    Ben Blaney, Nov 9, 2004
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  18. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    Andy Broadhurst says...
    LIGAF, It's all religion to me. Hindus then, or something.
     
    Lozzo, Nov 9, 2004
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    HooDooWitch Guest

    www.caneforpresident.org.uk
     
    HooDooWitch, Nov 9, 2004
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    Cab Guest

    AndrewR bored us all completely to death with wittery prose along the
    lines of:
    Bollox. Okay, I'm wrong. If it's on the titternet, then it must be
    right ;-)
     
    Cab, Nov 9, 2004
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