Sad Day in the United States

Definitely....


Shame he hadn't armed himself

Where does it end though - they all got guns?

How long before you get **Hey bitch, you gave him a bigger fajita than
me!!** in the canteen, followed by the sound of gunfire...??

 

You mention a perfectly reasonable shooting scenario.

 

I hope I didn't mislead you - the scenario I had in mind was:

The guy with the bigger fajita fears an assault on his lunch, so whips out
his gun in a *pre-emptive* and wastes the complainer. The kitchen worker
('bitch' is non gender-specific, of course) promptly whips a gun out and
wastes the shooter, fearing an *indiscrimate*. Many other students nearby
whip their guns out, also fearing an *indiscriminate* take a nervous,
defensive stance. Right at that point, the Campus Police burst in with
automatic weapons at the ready and start to waste everyone they can see with
a gun in his hand. The armed students are immediately forced to take
defensive action (naturally) and have no option other than to return fire in
the interests of self-preservation....

The little old lady on the cash register, meanwhile, is complaining about
having to change so many 20 dollar bills...