Rusty back brake

Who? Anne?

 

Anne Jackson wrote

Who?

 

Pip wrote

Snot the bones that you have got to watch out for.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Pip

Get away from me, you hairy freak.

 

Well there's got to be something that counteracts her venom.

 

<hurt>

That's not what you usually say, Big Boy.

 

Hurtful?

That's a bit harsh.

A slight admonishment possibly, but hurtful? no.

If someone came along after less than 18months and 10,000 miles riding
and stated they were an 'advanced rider' don't you think they're setting
themselves up when there are old farts[1] here like Nick who's been
riding a bike for about 25 years?

Well I've been looking for the sign that said this is a nice friendly
place with no piss-taking and someone seems to have taken it down.


[1] With all due respect.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Pip

FFS! Can't we at least keep *some* pretence up? If only for the sake of
any fluffy bunny wunnies that might be offended otherwise?

Will *no one* think of the fluffy bunny wunnies?

 

Not that impressed by WD40. For lubrication I'd suggest Duck Oil and
for penetrating oil I'd suggest Plus Gas. For water dispersal I'd
suggest a blow torch...

 

BTW, I'm not the only one that keeps parsing this thread's title as
"Rusty Bullet Hole" am I?

Am I?

Lads? Lads?...

 

Nigel Eaton said...

I get this feeling you're on your own.

Unsubscribe now while there's still some hope of recovery.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo

Should I ever be in the position of having a life, I would do so.

 

That depends.

Is "Rusty Bullet Hole" some sort of euphemism about imperial measures?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,
typed

Only in Gloucestershire.

 

Nigel Eaton wrote

Sprigged gain plank coming ambulance.

 

Ah, well in that case, no.

 

OK.... So, why do they need such good eyesight, hmmm?

 

Plenty of sellotape to stop them exploding?

 

Jimmy Stewart, he's your last hope.

 

I have met SD a couple of times, and thought him an absolute sweetheart,
which is why I commented that the response was unworthy *of him*! It was
the kind of reply I'd have expected from some of the total wankers in ukrm!

As long as you're not going short, dearie!