Rudolph is Female...

We all know Rudolph the red nose reindeer had a very shiny nose... but
did you know that both male and female reindeer... unlike other deer
families... grow antlers... talk about horny couples...

Males lose their antlers at the start of winter... whereas females keep
their antlers until they give birth in the spring... so if Santa's
reindeer sport antlers... their female... that means there's as much
chance of Rudolph being male as there is finding another RC45 in Tijuana
Mexico for 8K...

Merry Christmas and have a Wheelie New Year...
http://home.comcast.net/~netters2/PicsDec03/imagepages/LugunaSecaCorkScrew.html

Larry L
94 RC45 #2
Have a wheelie NICE day...
Lean & Mean it... the extended warranty in every corner of your life...
If it wasn't for us the fast lane would rust...
V4'S are music to the seat of my pants...
1952 De Havilland Chipmunk...
Yank and bank your brains loose...
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So what ...now they're gonna bust Santa for whippin' his bitches?

nb

 

Birthdays and holidays right? I've noticed a certain lilt in your
voice.

Hey, your Honduh is shedding parts Lar!

 

Right... I've been charging my batteries since Thanksgiving...

They're stinky inline parts... blue ones R6... green ones Triumph... red
ones new RCB... oops sorry Honda... Mr.RC45 has gone cannibal on your
Inline 4 = V5 slight of hand add campaign...

Larry L
94 RC45 #2
Have a wheelie NICE day...
Lean & Mean it... the extended warranty in every corner of your life...
If it wasn't for us the fast lane would rust...
V4'S are music to the seat of my pants...
1952 De Havilland Chipmunk...
Yank and bank your brains loose...
http://members.ebay.com/aboutme/-xlax-/

 

Don't boil off your electrolyte!

Yeeeeah. Now that Hon-duh's lost their star rider to stinky-inline
Yamaha the only parts left for Big Red are the role of SORRY LOSER!

 

Pooftah. As it is written and has been chanted for ages: "Then how the reindeer loved HIM."

Show me a picture of Rudolph with antlers. And not some cartoon picture, I mean a real
picture of the real Rudolph. You know what? There's ISN'T one, because it doesn't exist;
further, irrefutable proof that Rudolph is male. And what kind of a girl's name is
"Rudolph," anyway? I can just hear Santa: "Oh Rudolph, you're the best girl reindeer a
guy could have." Riiight, sure.

I'm heading to TJ right now.

 

Last night we went driving through town to look at the lights.
One family living just outside the town has one of the
biggest yard displays around, with country Christmas music
playing. A humorous static display of dairy cows instead of
reindeer were pulling Santa's sleigh (he must be a dairy
farmer). I didn't know cows could have red noses, too. - HPT

 

RC211V is the real star... for I4s all the power in Christendom will not
help them move up enough to even catch a whiff of the slowest V5's
draft... let alone win the championship... for Rossi it's good by
podiums hello kitty litter... Honda will still finish first... not that
I'm a fan of Max... I'm not... there's something wrong inside his
head... but he's your next MotoGP champion...

This is good in way because the sooner inlines fall from grace the
sooner there's a V4 / V5 in your future...

Just think Triumph V4...


Larry L
94 RC45 #2
Have a wheelie NICE day...
Lean & Mean it... the extended warranty in every corner of your life...
If it wasn't for us the fast lane would rust...
V4'S are music to the seat of my pants...
1952 De Havilland Chipmunk...
Yank and bank your brains loose...
http://members.ebay.com/aboutme/-xlax-/

 

further, irrefutable proof

Well have you ever heard of Santa getting lost???

Say howdy to Juan Ruiz and that Mr.RC45 doesn't miss him...
http://home.comcast.net/~netters2/pics11-3-03/imagepages/JuanRuiz.html


Larry L
94 RC45 #2
Have a wheelie NICE day...
Lean & Mean it... the extended warranty in every corner of your life...
If it wasn't for us the fast lane would rust...
V4'S are music to the seat of my pants...
1952 De Havilland Chipmunk...
Yank and bank your brains loose...
http://members.ebay.com/aboutme/-xlax-/

 

Larry, are you saying SANTA is female? I'da thought the big beard was a dead giveaway.

As for the reindeer getting lost, they're exactly like big flying male dogs. They take
off, stop everywhere and eventually make their way home after they've covered their
territory. The fat jolly elf is just along for the ride, and he leaves a gift or three
along the way to make up for what the deer leave on the roof.

 

Hiya -raghu...
Too great a handicap as in a 3 legged reindeer up against a 4 legged
predator...

Larry L
94 RC45 #2
Have a wheelie NICE day...
Lean & Mean it... the extended warranty in every corner of your life...
If it wasn't for us the fast lane would rust...
V4'S are music to the seat of my pants...
1952 De Havilland Chipmunk...
Yank and bank your brains loose...
http://members.ebay.com/aboutme/-xlax-/

 

No... Santa is male... Rudolph is female and Saddam is Barbie...

Larry L
94 RC45 #2
Have a wheelie NICE day...
Lean & Mean it... the extended warranty in every corner of your life...
If it wasn't for us the fast lane would rust...
V4'S are music to the seat of my pants...
1952 De Havilland Chipmunk...
Yank and bank your brains loose...
http://members.ebay.com/aboutme/-xlax-/

 

Makes sense. At least the reindeer won't be too embarrassed to ask
directions when they get lost.


R, UB

 

Larry,

You have just discovered something that will change the whole world's knowledge of
Santa Claus!

Rudolph is widely acknowledged as being male. So there seems to be no doubt that he
is male.

Therefore, if he still has his antlers, he must have started his Christmas journey
from a hemisphere in which it was summer.

Up until now, it has been widely assumed that Santa Calus lives in the North Pole.
But, when you think about it, the North Pole is getting quite populated these days,
yet nobody has ever seen Santa or his hideout there.

So it is obvious that Santa actually comes from Antarctica, the South Pole, where
it is summer at Christmas time.

Larry, this is new information that may change the world.

Have a great Christmas.

 

Whattaya gonna do with that? The 955 triple is already allowed to
compete with the 600's!

Slim the engine down, make the chassis more svelte. BAM! Instant 600
killer.

 

Santa must then have a hard time landing on New Zealand
rooftops without snow. Instead of a sleigh, he uses a wagon?
That might explain the differences between Maori and Anglo
traditions. Would that also explain why in some Polynesian
cultures, fat women are prettier (originating from a fat
little man)? - HPT

 

Hey Larry:
What is the bike in pic #12 and where can I get one!
John

 

John...
Your looking at Jody's 91 VFR that I built into a track/racer with
custom triple clamps for flip forks... RC45 rear wheel and a custom
exhaust in tail installation... if you wnat one send a VFR plus parts
and 5K for labor...
http://home.comcast.net/~netters2/PicsDec03/imagepages/VFRExhaustTail.html

Note... to the right of the pic #12 you can see the yellow left gear leg
of Paul's RV8 homebuilt aircraft I worked on for 2.5 years... it's a
flamboyant little ship sporting a custom paint job...
http://home.comcast.net/~netters2/pics11-3-03/imagepages/N88PVInflightProfile.html

Larry L
94 RC45 #2
Have a wheelie NICE day...
Lean & Mean it... the extended warranty in every corner of your life...
If it wasn't for us the fast lane would rust...
V4'S are music to the seat of my pants...
1952 De Havilland Chipmunk...
Yank and bank your brains loose...
http://members.ebay.com/aboutme/-xlax-/

 

the R1100/1150 bikes all average about 40MPG on trips unless severely
flogged, you can stretch them to 45 or even 50MPG if you're *real* gentle,
or at high elevations. I believe the K bikes are in the same range. the
F650 thumpers get about 60MPG of normal distance riding, again if not
flogged.

 

Granted Triumph I4 will never shine faced with market overloaded of
stinky clone inlines... on the other hand a Triumph V4 is unique...
it's the only way to turn the tables on the strong competition... not to
mention sales would soar to budding racers looking for a more user
friendly platform to which to hone their skills...

Don't forget the GSXVR... Suzuki's V4 MotoGp effort...


I doubt that a Honda V4 is going to happen atleast

It will happen as soon as buyers start demanding a V4/V5...

Larry L
94 RC45 #2
Have a wheelie NICE day...
Lean & Mean it... the extended warranty in every corner of your life...
If it wasn't for us the fast lane would rust...
V4'S are music to the seat of my pants...
1952 De Havilland Chipmunk...
Yank and bank your brains loose...
http://members.ebay.com/aboutme/-xlax-/