Route to motor cycle license.

I'm thinking of getting my bike license (already hold a full uk car
license) and am over 21 years old.

I know i have to take the CBT test, then a theory test, then i have a
choice of what pratical test i want,

just have a few questions on the whole procedure..
how long does it normally take to do all this, (i have no bike
experience)
do learning centres provide cbt/theory/pratical tests?

my final question is with regards to the actual pratical test,
which route is best recommended? taking the direct access course? or
the A1 license?

any recomendations on beginners bikes would be great

Thank you
Fatou

 

You want a nice little Honda CG125, you do.

<Makes Sign of Holy Pushrods>

 

BURN HIM! BURN THE HERETIC! LET HIS FIGGIN BE IMPALED ON A SPIKE!

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older

<runs whetstone along pitchfork tine in leisurely manner>

All in good time, oh TOG, all in good time.

<admires gleam of light from pitchfork>

These things are not to be... rushed.

--
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the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

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Is Fatou a boy's or a girl's name? Only Ginge may have some follow-up
questions....


actually its a name after a famous lemma (theorem) unfortunely hotmail
was fresh out of my name, and i just wrote the first thing that was on
my table which was "fatou's lemma 19"
hehe
I'm a bloke btw

 

Is Fatou a boy's or a girl's name? Only Ginge may have some follow-up
questions....


actually its a name after a famous lemma (theorem) unfortunely hotmail
was fresh out of my name, and i just wrote the first thing that was on
my table which was "fatou's lemma 19"
hehe
I'm a bloke btw

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Clueless newbie

You ain't seen *nothin'* yet, baby.

--
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the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Yes, yes, but only after his moules be shown to the four winds, his
welchet be torn asunder etc. These things have to be done properly.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, DR

Remind me, the welchet: two fingers' breadth up and slightly to the
right of the figgin in your average adult, right?

--
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the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

*YOU RAAANG?*

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Pip

"You'd better... come inside...".

--
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the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Well, you're talking /average/, yeah, maybe. There are some regional
variations though. Don't even bother if you can't locate the moules
with one hand.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, DR

Hang on.

<wince>

Yep, got 'em.

<wipes eye with other hand>

--
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the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

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SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

You're too kind.

 

Some of them are stranger than you *can* realise.

 

Number Seventeen in a list of things you never expected people to have
to do on ukrm.

 

And most of them are stranger than *they* realise.


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Remove location from email address to reply

 

Hmmm, answered twice - does that make it a dilemma?

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, belched forth and ejected the following:

You're not the Fatou that worked with Gideon and Wilton at Pember are
ya?

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Wicked Uncle Nigel belched forth and ejected the
following:

Ewwwww....