Rookies .. One Liners

Discussion in 'Texas Bikers' started by Elmer McKeegan, Dec 31, 2004.

  1. I saw a few replies about them so I thought I'd put em up. Add yours...

    Senior citizens

    A college student challenged a senior citizen, saying it was impossible for
    their generation to understand his own.
    "You grew up in a different world," the student said. "Today we have
    television, jet planes, space travel, nuclear and solar energy,
    computers..."

    Taking advantage of a pause in the student's litany, the geezer said,
    "You're right. We didn't have those things when we were young; so we
    invented them! What the hell are you doing for the next generation??"
     
    Elmer McKeegan, Dec 31, 2004
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  2. Elmer McKeegan

    Bill Walker Guest

    "I just found out how that old man got to be so old"..

    Your friend in Irving
    Bill Walker
     
    Bill Walker, Dec 31, 2004
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  3. Elmer McKeegan

    Bownse Guest

    X-No-archive: yes

    I'm sayin'!
     
    Bownse, Dec 31, 2004
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