Roll on Feb 19th

Cos that's when broadband hits our village

 

Pikey.

 

I just got ADSL set up last week.

It's fast as ****. You'll like it.

What ISP are you going with ?

 

Look mummy, that's where the poor people live.

 

I've got it at work. Love it.

BT

 

May you be murdered by an amateur.

 

Shut your fucking face uncle fucker!Your a cock sucking ass licking uncle
fucker!Your an uncle fucker yes its true,nobody fucks uncles quite like
you!Shut your fucking face uncle fucker!Your the one that fucked you uncle
uncle fucker!You don't eat or sleep of mow the lawn,you just **** your uncle
all day long!

*fart noises*

whats goinig on here?!

*more fart noises*

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.Uncle fucker,uncle fucker uncle fucker uncle
fucker......Shut your fucking face uncle fucker,your a boner biting bastard
uncle fucker!Your an uncle fucker I must say,well you fucked your uncle
yesterday!Haha!Uncle fucker,thats U-N-C-L-E **** you!Uncle
fucker!!!!!Tonight!Suck my balls

 

Despite being the best offer that I've had all day, I regret that I must
decline.

 

And next year he gets broadband. We're fucked - all of us.

Bandit 600 (Gone)
GSX-R600(His) VFR800I(Hers)
apf@BIN_ITdsl.pipex.com to reply.

 

That's so, like, next year, dude.

 

Seven weeks and counting... btw, where's darsy?

 

One word for you: Killfile.

 

The trouble with having (and having had) a Proper connection at work
is that ADSL is, well, just so fucking slow.

Still, if I ever find myself in need of some acrylics, I'll know where
to look.

 

Bless you Patrick.

 

Getting fit, ready to take on The Mighty Blane on the squash court, if
he's got any sense.

 

<sob> cheers man.

 

Nah, there's no-one in my kill file and I wouldn't put Cane in there
by himself.

Bandit 600 (Gone)
GSX-R600(His) VFR800I(Hers)
apf@BIN_ITdsl.pipex.com to reply.

 

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The bit in Rocky where he runs up the steps followed by all those kids.

 

Oh, I'll have a bit of that if you're about Ben. I'll be gracious in
defeat ;-)
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I'm free all this week, all weekend, and various bits of the next few
weekends in January.