Rogue's Gallery

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by ogden, Oct 20, 2003.

  1. ogden

    ogden Guest

    Right, so I was sitting here with the little woman, who lurks on here
    to see what shite I've been spouting, and she suggested the idea of
    a mugshot gallery so she can see who she's (quote) lusting after.

    Christ knows what's gone pop in her tiny mind, but it set me thinking.

    Every time this has been suggested in the past, it's had a few murmurs
    of agreement before a certain odd-job man of the ursine persuasion has
    thrown up his hairy arms in disgust and declared he wants to remain
    anonymous or something. I dunno, I stopped listening after a while.

    But now that the fat ****'s gone, what say you?
     
    ogden, Oct 20, 2003
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Bacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ogden
    <thinks about the various UKRMers he's met IRL>

    *Horrible* idea.
     
    Nigel Eaton, Oct 20, 2003
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  3. ogden

    Platypus Guest

    You've got to be kidding. She has no idea of what she's getting into.

    http://www.old-bailey.org.uk/UKRMFR2003/Images/IMG_0300.JPG

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    Platypus, Oct 20, 2003
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  4. ogden

    Lozzo Guest

    ogden wibbled incoherently
    There's pics of most regulars out there on all manner of personal
    honmepages, do a bit of searching and googling you lazy twat.

    If she asks nicely I'll get Flook to email you that one of me shagging
    Pip's ear

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    Lozzo, Oct 20, 2003
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  5. ogden

    Lozzo Guest

    Platypus wibbled incoherently
    I see what you mean :

    http://www.old-bailey.org.uk/FragFestIII/Images/DSC01013.JPG



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    BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14, KoBV#3.
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    Lozzo, Oct 20, 2003
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  6. ogden

    ogden Guest

    I was hoping for the photo of a cock from Ash(?)'s camera at the EOSM.
     
    ogden, Oct 20, 2003
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    Lozzo Guest

    ogden wibbled incoherently
    You sick pervert.


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    ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16,
    BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14, KoBV#3.
    Url for ukrm newbies : http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
    www.mjkleathers.com
     
    Lozzo, Oct 20, 2003
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  8. ogden

    Lozzo Guest

    christofire wibbled incoherently
    I'll email them to you

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    ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16,
    BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14, KoBV#3.
    Url for ukrm newbies : http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
    www.mjkleathers.com
     
    Lozzo, Oct 20, 2003
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    christofire Guest

    Lets have the naked pics of your missus so we can see if it's worth us
    having a thread about it first.
     
    christofire, Oct 20, 2003
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    ogden Guest

    Me first! She's been holding out on me for months!
     
    ogden, Oct 20, 2003
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    christofire Guest

    Cool.

    However, I can't help thinking this whole idea is one of the most apt
    uses of the phrase "tit for tat". Or perhaps "tat for tit".
     
    christofire, Oct 20, 2003
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    mups Guest

    Tina Turner looking a bit of a dog nowadays.

    I don't really like seeing photos of me as I like to think of myself as a
    debonair, handsome young dude and pictures make it so much harder to
    maintain the illusion.
     
    mups, Oct 21, 2003
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  13. ogden

    Lozzo Guest

    mups wibbled incoherently
    How come?

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    ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16,
    BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14, KoBV#3.
    Url for ukrm newbies : http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
    www.mjkleathers.com
     
    Lozzo, Oct 21, 2003
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    mups Guest

    Somebody has to and I was the only volunteer
     
    mups, Oct 21, 2003
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    petrolcan Guest

    petrolcan, Oct 21, 2003
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  16. ogden wrote
    There is enough bad taste already about for you to be wanting to include
    me in this.
     
    steve auvache, Oct 21, 2003
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    JackH Guest

    You mean the one of the 'last chicken in the shop'?

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    JackH, Oct 21, 2003
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    Ben Blaney Guest

    She's already met me.

    Didn't say much, mind.
     
    Ben Blaney, Oct 21, 2003
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    Ben Blaney Guest

    I've met her. **** knows how a fucking nonce like oggers ended up with
    a bit of quality crumpet, but there you go.
     
    Ben Blaney, Oct 21, 2003
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    AJ Guest

    Christ that's ugly.
    Ogden, why not get a rogues gallery of dicks and see which one the missus
    can match to which face. That'd be dead giveaway, right?
    Give the rest of us a laugh too.
     
    AJ, Oct 21, 2003
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