Robin Hood stands on the street !!!

You are on a street , riding your bike, alone !

Suddenly and without warning, Robin Hood and his merry band are
standing on the street !

What do you do?

 

Some rapid lateral thinking?

 

If they were more than 50 metres from a pedestrian crossing then I would run
them over.

 

Tell Prawn to point his longbow at someone else?

 

We wear RED livery.

 

Decide that you should REALLY stop those drugs.

 

Hides the bloodstains, correct?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, prawn

<stares hard at prawn>

You some kinda commie, boy?

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Ask Maid Marion if there are any naked pics of her on the 'net.

 

<thinks>

How big's your longbow, then?

 

Not sure about that. It was certainly the case in later years. I'll
ask SWK[1] when I next see him[2].

[1] Prof of history who's area of expertese is Agincourt, Crecy et al.
[2] It may be some time. Definately in July, though.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, prawn

<holds hands apart>

'bout this big. But it fires nookular arrows.

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

*Impressed*. One of our lads has a 120 lb bow. The arrows that he uses
are more like small branches. When I can shoot it[1], I'll get back to
you. In the mean times <runs>.

[1] Imagine hanging on a piece of overhead string with three fingers.

 

I though their livery was mostly mud-coloured at that point..

Phil

 

Swot I think too.

 

*cough* me too.

 

Bear wrote

I remember.

 

Beelzebub says...

Bloater

 

Beelzebub wrote

A slim trim you? What a mental image.

I am going for a little lie down, I probably won't be long.

 

I am not or have ever been a member of any type of Sealed
Knot/Archery?Morris Dancing/Re-enactment type group.

Comrade.