Roast parsnips...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Ace, Nov 24, 2005.

  1. Ace

    Ace Guest

    I was expecting something much better, TBH.
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    Ace, Nov 26, 2005
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    wessie Guest

    Ace emerged from their own little world to say
    I quite like vegetarian food. I enjoy cooking too and will happily cook for
    a veggie guest, under my terms. Everyone else gets the same food with the
    option to garnish their meal with a pork chop. If the veggie person cannot
    tolerate this then they can **** off to their utopian lala land.
     
    wessie, Nov 26, 2005
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    Lozzo Guest

    Ace said...
    When I eat at a veggie's house I expect to be served at least one meat
    dish. I have to change my eating habits to suit their faddy lifestyle if
    they visit me, I demand that they pay me the the same courtesy when I
    eat at theirs.
     
    Lozzo, Nov 26, 2005
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    ginge Guest

    I thought I might not like the food, so I've bought a Bacon Whopper just
    in case.
     
    ginge, Nov 26, 2005
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  5. Ace

    Ace Guest

    But often it doesn't work like that, does it? I remember when we had
    some vegan friends, for whom I'd cooked a vegan chilli (not bad, as it
    happens, but I ate it smothered in cheese; oh, and I used non-vegan
    chocolate in it). On our return visit, they cooked up a range of
    disgusting, salt-free lentil-type curries, Breakfast was toast, which
    they ate with peanut butter and marmite, and I managed about a slice
    with some nasty jam-substitute before my heaving stomach prompted me
    lo leave the table.

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    Ace, Nov 26, 2005
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    ginge Guest

    It's uhmm Quorn chicken.

    <after dinner>

    That quorn fed chicken was delicious, anyone for quoffee?
     
    ginge, Nov 26, 2005
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    Brian Guest

    Where is there a good Ethiopian Restuarant in the East London/Essexy
    area.

    Keen to try.

    Brian
     
    Brian, Nov 26, 2005
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  8. Ace

    Brian Guest

    Where is there a good Ethiopian Restuarant in the East London/Essexy
    area.

    Keen to try.

    Brian
     
    Brian, Nov 26, 2005
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  9. Paul Corfield, Nov 26, 2005
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  10. Ace

    deadmail Guest

    I remember the glee with which I used to make vegitarian salads when I
    worked in a restaurant at 15. I could *really* chop ham very, very,
    fine so it would just *disappear* in thousand island dressing. Bacon fat
    made a fantastic salad dressing. As did saliva.

    I *really* ought to get another job in a restaurant.
     
    deadmail, Nov 26, 2005
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    Ace Guest

    Nice one in Montclair, NJ.
    Worth trying. Lots of meat and imaginatively cooked veg, served on a
    bread platter and eaten with, err, bread. No cutlery or anything.

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    Ace, Nov 26, 2005
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    Wik Guest

    As a kid, I used to detest the things but as I've grown older (and
    wiser...?) I've come to quite like them. With certain roast meals, lamb
    in particular, they really do work.

    I was actually salivating reading Ace's original description of what
    sounded *exactly* like my kind of pukka dinner.

    Sadly, I'm off now to cremate a shop-bought pizza.
     
    Wik, Nov 26, 2005
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    Catman Guest

    I have to say, I'm wondering. Leeks is one of the other few things that
    turn my stomache [1] but I had some cheese with leeks in the other day
    that seemed rather pleasant. I adore onions and garlic so it seems rather
    illogical.
    Nowt wrong with that, as long as you add some decent cheese, topping, olive
    oil and herbs

    [1] One of the others is mange tout, but I got food poisoning from them
    recently and now as soon as I try them, I just want to throw.

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    Catman, Nov 26, 2005
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    deadmail Guest

    You really have *no* idea what goes on in restaurant kitchens, do you.
    My behaviour whilst on the extreme end of what happened wasn't *that*
    far away from the normal.

    I used to *love it* when plebs were rude to a Waitress since I could
    give my spleen full vent.

    And being 'really fucked in the head'... seriously, you don't know what
    you're talking about.
     
    deadmail, Nov 27, 2005
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  15. Ace

    deadmail Guest

    I'll wait a few weekends and move onto the urine and faeces stories
    then.

    Friday night you eat out is it?
     
    deadmail, Nov 27, 2005
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  16. Ace

    deadmail Guest

    I don't think I'm trying to score points here, just amuse myself.

    My experience admittedly in fast food restaurants and admittedly 25
    years ago would suggest that the majority of teenage boys employed in
    kitchens would quite happily **** with peoples food.

    Anecdotal evidence from others suggests that this isn't just the case in
    fast food restaurants, admittedly in 'decent' restaurants it was just
    done for retribution.
    I think it's very unlikely a case of this sort would find its way to
    court. I can't believe people would waste time on this unless any
    'damage' was inflicted and I'd like to understand what offence is being
    committed.

    You also take things far too seriously; there's no fucking way I'd work
    in a restaurant now so the risk of me ever doing this sort of thing
    again is vanishingly small.

    In summary you're charmingly naieve and easily disturbed.
     
    deadmail, Nov 27, 2005
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    deadmai Guest

    diddums.
     
    deadmai, Nov 27, 2005
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    Dan L Guest

    Veggie food makes me fart copiously and obtrusively.

    That's how I pay the courtesy.

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    Dan L, Nov 27, 2005
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    AndrewR Guest

    From Viz ... "I work in the kitchen of a posh restaurant and we had Michael
    Winner in the other week. Unfortunately I was really busy and didn't have
    time to wank into his soup. He sent it back, saying it tasted funny".

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    AndrewR, Nov 27, 2005
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  20. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Lovely.
     
    Paul Corfield, Nov 27, 2005
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