Right

It's more or less decided. I'll be heading to sunny California round
about October this year. What relevance may this have here? Well, as
I'm still in possession of the ukrm-combo there may be an opportunity
for someone hear to get themselves something amusing. I might have a
potential buyer, but thought I'll mention it here too.

 

PeterT@Home scribbled on the back of a napkin:

Good on you.

Practise your best Brit accent for the girls over there, it works...

 

There is something remotely comical about it.

 

Timo Geusch proposed

So I've been told.

 

The Older Gentleman proposed

I know this fantastic joke involving a sausage and some lederhosen.

But can he walk the walk?[1]

[1] no idea why I wrote that.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, "PeterT@Home"

Last trip over I had a waitress bringing her friends over to my table to
hear my "cay-oot" accent. As we left I went into full-on plum-in-me-gob
mode and said something to the effect of "My dear lady, it has been an
indubitable pleasure and privilege to partake of such a wonderful repast
in you inestimably wonderful establishment!".

"OH MY GAAAAAAAAHD! Did you hear that?".

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

PeterT@Home scribbled on the back of a napkin:

Well, I guess I can manage to stagger back home from the pub yelling
obscenities if really necessary...

 

So did you get a shag or not?

 

So did you get a shag or not?[/QUOTE]

He'd already given them oral sex, ffs.

 

Pip says...

He'd already given them oral sex, ffs.[/QUOTE]

Shouldn't that be aural sex?

 

With different words, this is what I do with my customer. I think
they think I'm a minor Royal.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older

Yep. I was with Mrs WUN, who was in the mood that very evening... ;^)

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Only slightly inbred ?



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Timo Geusch proposed

I'd say indistuingishable fromt he locals then.

Incidentally, I was in a kitchenware shop in Burford on Friday with a
friend when the owner looked at us and said: "Are you local?"
I just had to ask if this was a local shop for local people only, the
shop assistant started laughing, but the owner didn't bat an eyelid.

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel proposed

Did you bone her?

 

Pip says...

You're just upset because I knew the correct word and how to spell it.

 

Bear proposed

Me? Maybe it's more to do with you're change of perspective as the
fluffy Bear. ;-)

 

I was thinking the same thing.

 

PeterT@Home scribbled on the back of a napkin:

Yeah, looks like I'm going native properly...

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