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Wow...you're a humorless git, aren't you?

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Where's the humour in disrespecting somebody's ethnic group,
particularly if you have roots in that ethnicity?

Am I supposed to laugh when an asshole like Roehling suggests a
stranger is a "cracker", or that all Ebglish people have bad teeth, or
that Gaelic Scots had cooties, just because it makes himfeel somehow
superior?

 

Hey, I've been discounting your opinions for the last seven years, but
you just keep right on spewing your venom.

 

But anything you would say about anything would be snide, self-serving
and superfluous.

 

He's one of them, twit for brains. As am I. If this newsgroup is too
tough for your genteel sensibilities to handle, you should probably go
have a nice cup of tea and a cat to pet.

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People with an inferiority complex, low self-esteem and no sense of
humor might say that.

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And so am I. I'm descended from the leper in "Braveheart". My ancestor
helped Robert the Bruce kill The Red Comyn at Greyfriars. "Ich mak
siccur".

When I read where Roehling says that highlanders have cooties and he
doesn't care that his ancestors took it up the ass to betray the
Lowland Scots, I get annoyed.

In bending over for the Stuarts, Robert Carr also made life more
difficult for the Anglo Saxons in Wessex. The Norman invasion made the
Anglo Saxons, Scots, Gaels, and Welsh into second class people in
Prydan.

When Roehling belittles the massacre of prisoners and innocents at
Culloden, I get pissed.

It would be a nice place if Roehling would go back to
alt.motorcycle.sportbike, but it seems he doesn't get the attention he
needs there, so he's been NG hooping lately.

Devil just sensed my annoyance, meowed, and jumped back up onto the
other computer. She's dark grey with a white front and white paws.
She's ten years old and very insistent about her feline rights to a
warm lap.

 

Why not? What's wrong with catamites, closeted or not?

 

It would be fun to defenestrate an uncloseted catamite, as Edward Long
Shanks did with Philip in "Braveheart".

 

In the words of that other Queen, Victoria, "We are not amused." If you
would take pleasure from taking human life, perhaps you ought to start
with your own.

 

No catamites were harmed during the filming of "Braveheart".

 

They don't really work for a living, and he is jealous. There are no
ugly or aged catamites.

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Oooh, polysyllabic and esoteric. Defenestrate. Snort. Aren't you the
little intellectual then! You wish. I bet everybody here knows what
defenestrate means. And now, please go defenestrate yourself.
Preferably from altitude. Terminal velocity is your friend.

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And you know this...how?

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I'll bet the union had a tough time negotiating that clause with Mel
Gibson. ;-}

 

Have you ever sought help for your irrational xenuphobia?

 

Xenuphobia? Xenu is my buddy! I am not afraid of Xenu, because:
A. I am not a Scientologist
B. I can tell the difference between really bad fiction and reality.

What's your problem? Couldn't find an open window?

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She came in through the bathroom window
Protected by a silver spoon
But now she sucks her thumb and wanders
By the banks of her own lagoon

 

As long as it's consensual and there's a big soft pile of shit outside,
what could go wrong? The worst you could do is upset some bishops and
start a war.

 

I know what 'defenestrate' means. Are you going to be mad at me, too,
now?