RIDE OVER ME PLEASE

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by MJW, Mar 26, 2005.

  1. MJW

    Nick Guest

    Steve, can you please drop me an email:
     
    Nick, Mar 26, 2005
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    Ace Guest

    You do realise that you're just feeding his fantasy, don't you? The
    sort of a twat who would get sexual satisfaction out of imagining
    being run over by a bike(r) is only one step away from getting
    sexually aroused by the thought of dying.

    Complete fucking hatstand, in other words.
     
    Ace, Mar 30, 2005
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    Lord Frag Guest

    Ace barfed:
    Hmm, not in the way you're thinking, I think...
    Heh.

    I've watched those programs on Ch4/5 about people going to these
    dungeons and getting tied up/spanked/stood on in high heels. Most
    amusing. But whatever turns people on, so long as it doesn't hurt
    anyone else, is fine by me.

    I wouldn't equate it to dying though, probably more of a
    leather/PVC/rubber/restraint/bike fetishist.

    To the original poster, why not try asking in a gay persons group for
    bikers who'd do this photo shoot, rather than asking in a bikers group?
     
    Lord Frag, Mar 30, 2005
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    ogden Guest

    What if it hurts *them* ?

    Is there a difference between slashing your wrists out of despair,
    and slashing them out of a mis-placed wish for sexual fulfillment?
     
    ogden, Mar 30, 2005
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    Lord Frag Guest

    ogden barfed:
    If they enjoy pain, then what if it hurts them?
    I'd hardly call slashing wrists a fair comparison.

    Killing yourself whilst getting sexual fulfillment from pain would
    appear to be a big mistake to me. Don't they use methods that cause
    short lives temporary physical injuries? Tying up, needles, whips, kind
    of thing.
     
    Lord Frag, Mar 30, 2005
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    ogden Guest

    Is it any different from any other form of suicide if it kills them?
     
    ogden, Mar 30, 2005
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    Nick Guest

    Is it mis-placed if they get sexual fulfillment out of it?
     
    Nick, Mar 30, 2005
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    Nick Guest

    One could class it as misadventure.

    Not that I'm into this whole pain thing, but I can see if from a
    different angle
     
    Nick, Mar 30, 2005
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  9. Lord Frag wrote:


    Why would a gay biker be any more prepared to let this guy be fulfilled
    than a straight biker?
     
    Doesnotcompute, Mar 30, 2005
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    Nick Guest

    I'm a gay biker, but while I have entertained the idea of his fetish,
    I quickly decided, upon closer inspection of exactly what he wants to
    be done, that it is a very, very dangerous request. I don't hink any
    gay biker with any sense would carry out his request either.

    He has also never even been on a motorcycle before - he had no idea of
    the weight of one.
     
    Nick, Mar 31, 2005
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  11. MJW

    Nick Guest

    His rib-cage and most of his internal organs.
     
    Nick, Mar 31, 2005
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    frag Guest

    Nick scribbled:
    Heh, very true.

    Photoshop then, only safe way.
     
    frag, Mar 31, 2005
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  13. Nick wrote
    No you are not, you are some poof who has just this minute had his first
    ride on a bike.
     
    steve auvache, Mar 31, 2005
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    Nick Guest

    Do I have to get a certificate signed off after a certain length of
    time?
     
    Nick, Mar 31, 2005
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    Salad Dodger Guest

    Quite possibly.
    --
    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \
    _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
    |_\_____/_| ..73850../..18203.../..3184./.19406
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
    '^' RBR Landmarks: 5 Pts: 90 Miles: 455
     
    Salad Dodger, Mar 31, 2005
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    Nick Guest

    There's something magic about that edit there.

    I shall try to not say stupid things for a good few months. Doing
    stupid things will happen for a good while yet.
     
    Nick, Mar 31, 2005
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    Pip Guest

    No fixed time - but a few scars, a worldly-wise air and the
    thousand-yard stare all help your cause. Not forgetting the
    all-pervading smell of wee, of course.

    Wait till you meet auvache and you'll see what I mean.
     
    Pip, Apr 1, 2005
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    Nick Guest

    You're all scaring me.

    I still feel terribly new as I don't have any leathers, yet. APart
    from gloves & boots, natch. I'm all bullet proof goretex.

    Is that what the new boy looks like?
     
    Nick, Apr 1, 2005
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    Catman Guest

    Fear keeps you alive.
    You are. I've been here for a few years now. *I'm* still new, or at least
    I feel it
    How dirty / scuffed is your goretex?

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    Catman, Apr 1, 2005
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    Nick Guest

    It got really dirty after The Rain From Hell happened a few weeks ago,
    but I washed it that night so that it would be lovely and clean by the
    following morning, after putting all of the armour back in.

    Plus, apart from whacking the road once, which didn't leave a mark, I
    fear that there is no scuffing either. :)
     
    Nick, Apr 1, 2005
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