Ride out complete: Being forced off the road by a car

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by BGN, Mar 25, 2006.

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    platypus Guest

    GF. And she should be cute, she's about 18 years his junior.
    Nope.
     
    platypus, Mar 28, 2006
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  2. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
    The *dirty* old man.
    Shame.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of
    the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Mar 28, 2006
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    deadmail Guest

    My Ged! you can't see a belt without punching below it. I shall retire
    hurt.
     
    deadmail, Mar 28, 2006
  4. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,
    typed
    <steps one rung up on the corporate ladder>

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of
    the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Mar 28, 2006
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    darsy Guest

    so why do you post and reply? Some sort of altruism?
     
    darsy, Mar 28, 2006
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    This is where the thread moves onto shopping other drivers and becomes
    instantly forgettable.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Mar 28, 2006
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    Cool. I've acquired my first technical skill.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Mar 28, 2006
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    darsy Guest

    I meant figuratively.
    MS Office suite doesn't count.
    that's more like it.
     
    darsy, Mar 28, 2006
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    It can't be him, no way is he several stones heavier than Platy. In
    fact I'd suggest that possibly Platy weighs more than he does.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Mar 28, 2006
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    ginge Guest

    I changed the rules so I don't do tech support, so anything is
    possible...
     
    ginge, Mar 28, 2006
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    ginge Guest

    You do realise that makes you "Middle management".
     
    ginge, Mar 28, 2006
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    dwb Guest

    No. I ended up having to do some work and trying to organise you lot as
    well (considering the complete lack of followup etc) was something I
    didn't have the energy/desire/whatever to do.

    As I said I'm considering it - right now I don't have the time -
    however if you'd like to contact Dave direct you'll be more than
    welcome - I can send you his details. Drop me an email, the address
    works.
     
    dwb, Mar 28, 2006
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    darsy Guest

    the place has obviously changed a lot since I lived there, then. I
    would still dispute "so many bikers", though - at least compared to SE
    England, and London in particular.
     
    darsy, Mar 28, 2006
  14. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ginge
    I've never been able to manage my middle.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - To stay young requires unceasing cultivation of
    the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Mar 28, 2006
  15. when did you start using excel?

    adding numbers into boxes, manually counting them and putting the
    answer into another box doesn't count.

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    Adrienne M Bonwick, Mar 28, 2006
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    zymurgy Guest

    I think the 'bright' refers to your barnet.

    HTH

    Paul.
     
    zymurgy, Mar 28, 2006

  17. That positively reeked of jealousy.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Mar 28, 2006
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    zymurgy Guest

    Hint: You don't have any 'protected space' on a bike.

    HTH

    Paul.
     
    zymurgy, Mar 28, 2006
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    Ali Hopkins Guest

    Nah, there's a lovely scene where he says to wossname.... "Hey, your tits
    feel weird!" "Yes," wossname replies... "That's 'cos they're real."

    Ali
     
    Ali Hopkins, Mar 28, 2006
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    BGN Guest

    The space is protected while it's yours.
     
    BGN, Mar 28, 2006
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