Ride out complete: Being forced off the road by a car

Beav said...

I have a daughter by my first.

I shouldn't have said vehicle, I meant car. My Fizzie was my first
vehice - PBE 410M

 

Three: "The Angry Pip".

Three options present themselves! One...

 

Birds' minges.

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Good God, no, nad that wasn't what I said at all. I jsut wondered why darsy
bothered replying at all, given that he didn't DILIGAF,

Ali

 

Cue Steve Martin in LA Story.

Ali

 

Strange sort of amusement, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

Ali

 

Is this 'tuff love?'

 

I don't do cunts.

 

I'm sure you could make an exception - just use your fist.

 

The only person I've ever hit in anger is my brother (20 months older
than me) twice in two decades. I also threw a brick at him once. And
I threw a brick at him another time too, which involved him having
stitches. I'm sure he deserved it both times though.

 

BGN said...

The only people I'll never hit in anger are my mother, my siblings and
my kids. The rest are fair game.

 

Blimey, I don'r remember either. And they might even have been "combined".

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My first one was wedgewood blue (4 door saloon), my last one was rose taupe.


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Of course, but even PHBs have PHBs, don't they? I mean, isn't that
how hierarchy *works*.

 

I like Bolton, especially as the council did a nice bit of business with
us.

I stayed at the Moat House a few times; in reception, once a very obnoxious
Merkin businessman, berating the desk girlie for not having the New York
Times or USA Today. She was Very Patient Indeed.

He goes up to his room, I get chatting to said girlie, phone rings. Her side
of the conversation; "No, sorry sir, we don't have any rooms wi' scenic
views, this is Bolton Town Centre. I can change t'room, if you like? " The
other party is obviously the dickhead Yank, and still being antsy. She stays
polite, puts the phone down, turns to me and says.... "I don't know what
'ee were on about, he's got a view of t'drug clinic and t'casino, what more
does he want?" Collapse of me and several others. Lovely people.

Ali

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, The Older Gentleman belched forth and ejected the
following:

My first vehicle gave me more pleasure than my first ****

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Beav belched forth and ejected the following:

One of my old despatching pals from way back told me about a similar
trick but with spark plugs.

Well yeah, there's inconvenience and then there's potential death, isn't
there>? I mean I couldn't really GAF about the driver but I wouldn't
want to get into that much trouble if caught.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Beav belched forth and ejected the following:

Aye, I knew it wasn't in Lancs but didn't know it was in Yorkshire. Not
withstanding that, I like Yorkshire accents, too.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Beav belched forth and ejected the following:

Which is?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Whinging Courier

Cock your leg and piss up his car, then try to hump his leg.

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the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

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