Restaurant Mini-review

His temporary dimness, and yours, was in not spotting that darsy and I
were already well aware of this.

 

Give me a break, I've been up north and now in farmer country via Wales.
My IQ is falling by the minute.

 

Pretty good zoo though. Particularly enjoyed watching a chimp grab a
handful of shit from its own arse and set about recycling it as lunch.

 

He's probably already tried the restaurant.

 

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I don't suppose it was a female chimp named Veronica?

 

<fx: goes back to sleep>

 

I swear, reality was much easier to deal with when I was drinking.

 

Sounds like a line from a country song.

 

I can recommend Benares. Whether it's "authentic" or not, I dunno, as
I've never been to India, but the tasting menu we had was fucking
delish.

Expensive, thobut.

 

you cad!

anyway, should have my first pint since Feb 21st tomorrow afternoon
just after my interview with the merkin robber barons^W^Wmerchant
bankers^W^Wrobber barons.

 

Let's start a collection, get the whole town involved.

 

On behalf of reality, I'd just like to say the feeling is mutual.