I was chided for not posting the pictures; so here they are. Regular readers will recall that the Oak Flats ride is usually an overnight jaunt, staying overnight at the Oak Flats Inn. But the weekend dawned with gusting salt spray and dark, dashing sunshine, remnants of a killer whale which hit Port Kembla Beach the afternoon before, emptying the water. Considering the wild and disconcerting types in the main street, and the absence of anyone to share at least the cost of a bag of fruit, I kept a close eye on the road all day, but well before dark, I decided to abandon the overnight tradition and re-plan a day ride for Sunday morning at 4am. Gaaah! that meant an early start, to reach the lake in time to see anything; I almost managed it, leaving home at 4.50am. I soon realised that I'd forgotten my lunch, so the trip to Oak Flats was more tiresome and annoying than usual. I stopped at Port Kembla South for fuel, then diverted to the 7-11 (a fetching fluoro orange) for a bar of chocolate. I had to wait until 10:00 for them to open (warning! they close at noon on Sunday!), but by way of compensation, everyone thought I'd been out riding all that time. Past Windang, the tar snakes are a little more tenuous, so I passed Primbee in good time, and pushed into Mount Warrigal ascent. A little traffic came up, but no dingoes, and none delayed my trip down. A few bikers had stopped at Mount Warrigal (some days before - this was way too early for them), where one may catch a glimpse of the Pacific; these people have often come up from Kiama for a day ride. All too soon I reached Central Avenue, then turned off to First Avenue South just out of town. This back road is a pearl on the fringe of Lake Illawarra, with sections along ridges, up and down hills, some fine sweepers, and enough tight spots and, at this time, traffic, to keep one alert. Quickly it seemed, I was in Oak Flats just after 11, 27km and two stops in a little over 2 1/2 hours. As I see every time I visit, the Windang Market was booming, and it's rarely easy to park a bike in the main street. Also having a little difficulty was a fellow with a dune buggy. He told me he has half a dozen fine motorcycles in his shed, including some Harleys and Triumphs, but definitely no Jap Crap or Kraut stuff. By 10am the Fourth Reich were out and about, still stoned from the night before, meandering along Windang Road towards Berry, where they stop for a few more beers around midday and, suitably re-p*ssed, attempt to ride home again, after handing out a good beating to any Ulysses Club member found to be wearing anything resembling rockers; generally losing a member or two along the way, which is great, because it means a vacancy is created and some hopeful prospect can become a fully fledged member and in good time, be cremated and have his ashes housed in the grounds of the clubhouse next to the stone memorial. (Or is that Stone Memorial?)[1] I've seen a few on display[2] - Ulysses Club members that is - but never one on the road. They are said to have no difficulty keeping up, despite their advanced years, but I reckon the riders would have to plan braking moves well ahead. Back at the Windang Bridge, I realised my camera had no batteries, so I don't have any pictures of that; all the more reason to stay at home. After Windang Bridge, the road straightens up quite soon, magic flip-flop country with the road snaking straight ahead to Warrawong. With no company, and negligible traffic, it is the truest tri-partite relationship, whatever that may mean, between the rider, the bike, and the road. With no distractions save the glorious pelicans and scattered prawners, it is a deep and compelling dialogue where the rider advances his/her skill one lane-change at a time. From Windang the Windang Road leads north, joining the Princes Highway outside Berkeley. But I wasn't to get that far. The high country of Berkeley boasts a Buddhist temple, with the wind clattering the flags outside and signs that say 'Danger, poisonous snakes', but I am slow, built for comfort, not speed, so I head straight home again. Back on Shellharbour Road, one's mind wanders a little on a familiar, unchallenging road; the biggest distractions here are the splashes of colour marking unofficial shrines to the casualties of the local drug dealer Mick and also Boris the Burner, who makes a habit of burning down Aboriginal housing. But eventually there was the laneway, the hills of Port Kembla Heights, the BHP industrial precinct[3], and the Wentworth Lane turnoff that took me past the dumped car bodies and pretty much straight home. Another 2km via Hill 60, making a 45km round trip in 5 hours. You can't win it in a raffle; the best day ride on the planet. Only the company and cameraderie of fellow bikers could improve it; or at least a lead bike while traversing the Bridge. Maybe next time. Gary (chidee) [1] [URL]http://antigramp.an.funpic.org/stone.jpg[/URL] [2] [URL]http://antigramp.an.funpic.org/ulyssesclub_logo.gif[/URL] [3] [URL]http://antigramp.an.funpic.org/bhp_berths_3.jpg[/URL]