Headed north to Michigan.. hmmm.. I think not, Michigan is too far out of his zip code and definitely too far from Bowie County. There have been reports of Bjay being sighted, hanging around the campsites at Wright Patman lake.. Could be.. Other alleged sightings have been Bjay is camping near Sulphur river and that his wife is making daily trips into Maud.. to pick up the supplies which they'll need for the day.. One of the most credible sightings which have come to my att- ention is the one where Bjay was seen crossing the Red River bridge at Fulton, Ark. The vehicle he was riding in was loaded with the plastic Kroger sacks .. with his wife, sound asleep in the back seat.. The dog had his head out the window and was bark- ing at the passing traffic.. There was also an ethereal figure spotted in the vehicle and closely resembled John Wayne.. I am deeply concerned that the hysterical panic that Bjay is experiencing from the impending visit by all his buddies on tx.motorcycles, might have seriously impaired his ability to logically make decisions.. The vehicle he's travelling in has been estimated to get in excess of 86 mpg.. Considering that he filled that tank at the Fina station in Pleasant Grove.. he should travel approximately 950 miles before having to buy gas.. That means that if he runs over to Garland and Lewisville, Ark. then comes back thru Mandeville, Ark., he should arrive in Ashdown sometime around noon, next week.. Be on the alert, lookouts in Ashdown.. Bjay is on his way.. Bill Walker
