Repeat after me

"Phones do not bounce well"

I've left my work phone (Motorola Milestone) all over the A15 on my
way to work today as I didn't realise that my pocket was open on my
jacket. I only found out when another biker, who was behind me, told
me that he'd seen it bouncing into bits in his path.

Bugger.

 

to

Motorola Minestrone!

 

Life is a Motorola..... served up with Parmesan cheese.

 

and Creme.

 

LOL!

 

Life is a baked iPhone, suspended in deep freeze?

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Very good.

 

Are they any good ? (obviously not based on the current state of
yours)

Due an upgrade soon. I'd read some pretty rave reviews and one of the
chaps here loves his.

 

My iphone said hello to a cattle grid, as far as I can tell. Same
trick - slightly open pocket!

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Cab

Whichever fucking idiot at BMW decided that a top box should be hinged
at the *rear* is partly responsible for my Tayberry jacket ejecting
somewhere between home and work yesterday.

Of course, the lid then shut again, leaving me staring stupidly at the
(lack of) contents in the office car park wondering whether premature
senility had struck.

 

They're not bad at all as it goes. Battery is a bit shit when used
intensively. The new milestone 2 is supposed to be much better.

I saw another prototype phone with the latest version of Android
today. Half the weight of an iPhone, larger screen and 8Mp camera.
Wait a week or so, and it'll be out.

 

It does have 3G.

 

I'm glad I have a solo office. I'm rocking with laughter at that
second paragraph.

 

I were driving on the A36 a few weeks back and taking a roundabout
noticed something flying at the speed of light along the dashbord and
out of the open window. It was my glasses case. Not one fucker tried to
avoid them.

 

Heh. Best one-word riposte of the year.

 

As my K's box hinges in the right place, I suspect that Sweller mong
has mounted yours back-to-front.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, "TOG@Toil"

He really hasn't. It has a built-in back rest.

 

I hadn't seen one hinged like that before, but googling throws up this thread
http://k100rt.aforumfree.com/frame-fairing-and-wheels-f9/top-box-is-there-one-available-t947.htm
Scroll down shows pics of the horrid beast

 

Wotcha.

I found this out when my work's phone jumped from the Enfield top box.
I noticed the phone had gone and thought the only place it could have
happened was at a raised zebra crossing, so I went back and there was the
remains of the phone sitting in the gutter. Wishing to learn from this, I
made sure the phone was kept in my pocket. Hmm - seems I didn't quite learn
well enough, for as I turned left into the pub car park one evening, the
work's phone made another bid for freedom - this time bouncing off the
trike's running board and ending up under the rear wheel. I took a
photograph of what was left of the phone and emailed to my gaffer, with the
words "My phone appears to have stopped working. Any ideas ?" Luckily he
has a sense of humour.
http://www.moonshiners.org.uk/showme/bosted.jpg

 

Hmm. Bits of Motorala phone ingrained in the pavement stones over a mile
of A15. Appropriately named, no?