Repeat after me: "I must not pop wheelies in Mayfair"

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by The Older Gentleman, Sep 1, 2010.

  1. Bloody bike did it, not me. God, that Street Trip is fun. Sorry, all you
    citizens of Upper Grosvenor Street.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Sep 1, 2010
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    boxerboy Guest

    "Older Gentleman makes spectacle of himself within spitting distance
    of Shepherds Market"

    Why can't you just wave at the ladies of purchased virtue like the
    rest of us you show off.

    Boxerboy
     
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    ogden Guest

    I hoiked it by accident on the approach to Vauxhall roundabout from Oval
    a while back. In second. I didn't dare look at the speedo.
     
    ogden, Sep 1, 2010
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  4. Nor I. In a hurry to get home, round Grosvenor Square, into Upper
    Grosvenor Street heading for Park Lane, gassed it in first to get past a
    taxi, and oh dear.

    It's not like there are many coppers round Grosvenor Square anyway.

    (Bloody marvellous bike)
     
    The Older Gentleman, Sep 1, 2010
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    antonye Guest

    I had a wheelie competition along the A12 with a guy on a
    Ducati Streetfighter yesterday. His may have been faster,
    but mine was longer and higher!
     
    antonye, Sep 1, 2010
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    ian field Guest

    The Yammy RDs are good for unintended wheelies.

    The RD200 had worn pivots on the advancer weights which then came to rest on
    a ridge on the assemby and not closing properly at low revs - needing to
    accelerate urgently to escape some myopic car driver I opened the throttle
    and not much happened, so I banged it down a couple of cogs which of course
    increased the revs to the point where the advancer suddenly worked
    again.............

    The 350LC had a flaky sidestand kill switch which intermittently caused one
    or both pots to cut out - banging it down a couple of cogs usually cleared
    it but could be a little too exciting.
     
    ian field, Sep 1, 2010
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    Lozzo Guest

    ian field wrote:

    None of my 4LO RD350LCs had a sidestand cut out switch, can't remember
    if the F2 did or not.

    --
    Lozzo
    Versys 650 Tourer, CBR600F-W racebike in the making, TS250C, RD400F
    (somewhere)
    BMW E46 318iSE (it's a car, not one of those 2-wheeled pieces of shite
    they churn out)
     
    Lozzo, Sep 2, 2010
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    crn Guest

    The 400/4 does not have a switch, ISTR sidestand switches became mandatory
    for some markets in the 1980s so manufacturers fitted them as standard.
    But ICBW on the date.
    There is probably some reference in the Motor Vehicles (Construction and
    use) Regulations but ICBA to look it up.

    Anyone who has been daft enough to ride off with the sidestand down will
    agree that switches are good idea when they take the first left hander.
     
    crn, Sep 2, 2010
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    Ace Guest

    Relevant to RDs how, exactly?
    Don't think so. I'm pretty sure that some bikes continue(d) to be made
    without them.
    No they won't. They're a right PITA, completely unnecessary. And IME
    the only times I've had probs of that sort were caused by ungreased
    joints that allowed the stand to move back a little bit, but still
    stay out enough to catch the ground.
     
    Ace, Sep 2, 2010
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    Eiron Guest

    As are TZ350s, especially if you let them drop out of the powerband,
    then when opening the throttle does nothing, change down a gear.
     
    Eiron, Sep 2, 2010
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    TOG@Toil Guest

    I always liked that Honda idea of a little rubber tongue projecting
    down from the sidestand, to catch the ground and flick the stand back
    up before anything solid hit the deck. That was an incredibly neat and
    simple solution to the problem, IMHO
     
    TOG@Toil, Sep 2, 2010
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    CT Guest

    Yes, but they kept breaking and leaving the owners with big bills.
     
    CT, Sep 2, 2010
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    boots Guest

    Is the right answer. Having an engine cut-out switch exposed at a low
    level is asking for a malfunction at seem point.
     
    boots, Sep 2, 2010
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    rick Guest

    Damn! Eider said that.
     
    rick, Sep 2, 2010
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    ian field Guest

    The CBX550 has a rubber strip bolted to the end of the sidestand that
    (unless you throw it into the first left hander) just catches the ground
    enough to flick the sidestand up - there's no switch.
     
    ian field, Sep 2, 2010
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    Beav Guest

    I popped a totally accidental one between two sets of lights in Manchester
    City centre as I tried to beat the 2nd set. I didn't beat them and had to
    stop. The plod who pulled up alongside just looked at me and shook his head.
    This was a couple of years ago and it *was* a Sunday, so there wasn't a huge
    amount of traffic and I reckon that's what allowed me to get away with it.

    These modern bike things pop up far too easily.
     
    Beav, Sep 2, 2010
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    Beav Guest

    I don't know, but I know a guy who wrote off a VN750 that wasn't his when he
    rode off with the side stand down. Like someone else said, the first left
    hander and it dug in and flipped the bike arse over tit.
    [/QUOTE]
     
    Beav, Sep 2, 2010
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    Hog Guest

    Old MZ's were diabolical, with a huuuge sidestand that hung off the rear
    axle. Couple of chaps at school had TS150 then 250's and I watched them go
    down gently.
     
    Hog, Sep 2, 2010
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    Beav Guest

    Mmm, I dunno about that. I use it to kill the engine when I park up and it's
    never given any trouble and it's only a pissy little micro switch when all
    said and done, so replacing a faulty one should take all of 10 minutes.

    How many people have ridden "off" when they forgot to remove a disc lock
    resulting if a fairly hefty bill and a few hours stuck by the roadside for
    want of a front brake?

    I imagine there are a few who've ridden off and crashed because they forgot
    to lift the stand too. Can't happen with a cut-out switch.
     
    Beav, Sep 2, 2010
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    Jim Guest

    It's sort of difficult to do that kind of thing on a CB500 unless you're
    really trying. The only time I've wheelied it by mistake was being caught
    out by the lights changing whilst filtering up to a roundabout coming off
    the M27, dropping the clutch in 2nd and emerging between the last two cars
    on one wheel.

    Wheelies and filtering and roundabouts don't really mix.
     
    Jim, Sep 2, 2010
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